Too Much Playhouse Disney

[wife2hotblk]

So what does everyone think...

I spend much of my day watching Playhouse Disney and Nick Jr with my 4 yo daughter. And I get the kinkiest story ideas such as...

Imagination Movers...4 guys and 1 best friend who is a girl

Handy Manny and Kelly...what are those tools doing

Johnny and the Sprites...what if he went to a bar and met a single mom...she would be the only one in the bar who recognized him

They maybe be children's TV characters but none of them break the under 18 rule. But is it just too kinky? Should I get out more?

 

[LindsayRae]

So what does everyone think...

I spend much of my day watching Playhouse Disney and Nick Jr with my 4 yo daughter. And I get the kinkiest story ideas such as...

Imagination Movers...4 guys and 1 best friend who is a girl

Handy Manny and Kelly...what are those tools doing

Johnny and the Sprites...what if he went to a bar and met a single mom...she would be the only one in the bar who recognized him

They maybe be children's TV characters but none of them break the under 18 rule. But is it just too kinky? Should I get out more?

I thought "Handy Manny" was like a cartoon of a little boy? I know nothing of any of these characters, though.

 

[wife2hotblk]

He is a carton, but the character is a grown man...a Mexican handy man and Kelly owns the town's only hardware store. The talking tools are always saying 'Kelly always have what we need.' My mind goes to very naughty places.

I guess my fear is that writing a celebrity category story with Disney characters is sort of the same as writing about the twelve disciples and Jesus having an orgy for the last supper. I am sure that dear old Walt would spin in his grave.

So I am just trying to get some input from others...is this an untouchable taboo?

 

[the_shop198]

You could see the tools doing things while manny watches like the screwdrivers entering her and the pliers and pipe wrenches squeezing the nipples.

 

[wife2hotblk]

Well actually, Manny is guiding Turner and Philip...one for each hole. But now we are getting into the specifics.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

lmao!!!!

admittedly i am utterly unfamiliar with any of these characters. but i do have a suggestion - take your daughter out to the park more often!

given these "celebrities" operate in a bit of a niche market, i wonder how many readers will be aware of them or able to relate to them... but what about a few mothers who get together for a toddlers group, setting the kids down in front of the tv and having some fun amongst themselves???

 

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[wife2hotblk]

It's winter in London...there is no getting out.

 

[the_shop198]

Winter time here too woke up to 1 inch of snow. And you are right about Manny being the guide.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Dear God I"m sorry you have to watch Nick Jr and Disney Playhouse. You know there are plenty (I"m an expert) of good cartoons that don't suck. I promise you.

You know it might not seem that way but spare yourself the torture!

It's kinky and it'll PROBABLY slip past the no under 18 rule. That rule is finicky to say the least though.

 

[wife2hotblk]

I don't get to choose...daughter does...and most are even educational. We learn Spanish with Handy Manny, Dora and Diego. We learn Mandarin Chinese with Kai-Lin. We learn numbers and shapes with Mickey House Playhouse. And most of the others have the strong community values that I want her to have in this F'd up world.

Mommy just happens to be a pervert and read things into it. LOL!

 

[the_shop198]

Mommy just happens to be a pervert and read things into it. LOL!

Perverted moms are good if it was not for them then we would not be here. LOL!

 

[Lost_Yonder]

yes, god bless perverted moms!

 

[ThinkerLover]

I wrote my story "Adult Programming" about the teen sing/dance group from Nick Jr.'s Fresh Beat Band and changed the song, the name of the show and the characters, We're pervs. But so are the name-callers, we're just honest pervs.

BTW. Handy Manny totally has to nail Kelly in the hardware store. You know he does. Look at the way she looks at him!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KS2nGyHxktQ/S0PmF8nopTI/AAAAAAAAAug/_WyTu31Y8BM/s400/handymanny-03.jpg

 

[Mephistophelily]

I'm just as bad as the OP.

I have a toddler and end up watching a lot of kidlet shows. My mind tends to wander off later at night and gets some pretty messed up storylines for some of those shows' "adult" versions.

 

[rydia57]

OMG....


I do that too! But I think that's when I know my imagination has been cooped up too long, and needs release. Sometimes the best time to start writing! Even if it's cold outside, at least take a step out the door for awhile. It's just snowed here too, but it's starting to melt a little.

 

[shellybelle]

He is a carton, but the character is a grown man...a Mexican handy man and Kelly owns the town's only hardware store. The talking tools are always saying 'Kelly always have what we need.' My mind goes to very naughty places.

I guess my fear is that writing a celebrity category story with Disney characters is sort of the same as writing about the twelve disciples and Jesus having an orgy for the last supper. I am sure that dear old Walt would spin in his grave.

So I am just trying to get some input from others...is this an untouchable taboo?

If Walt knew the turn his company has taken, he would be spinning in his grave even without knowing what happens here on Lit. Considering Walt was a known anti-Semite, having princesses who is Arab, Chinese, Native American, and now African American created using his name/company, he would be having a heart attack. Also, if you haven't noticed, many Disney movies have very adult themes wound in there. Shocking some of the stuff you can find when watching them; stuff that a child woudn't get.

Back to your story idea... this would actually be quite hot. I happen to think its very naughty to take things that are meant for a child and give them an adult twist. Hell, ask any boy over the age of 14 and he would probably say which princess he would "totally nail".

 

[atariblue]

How about a story involving fictional characters on a fictional kids show instead of an actual kids show from playhouse disney or nick jr. This would take out some confusion from some lit readers who may not be too familar with those characters.

So the story could be that every once and while the hosts of the show, four or five young adults maybe in their twenties, get together after work at one of their places to have an orgy. Just a thought.