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Shifty Disco, a little indie label in Oxford, released my band PLUTO MONKEY's album ('Little Brenda: Bluegrass Mission') in the UK today. It's kind of weird but poppy stuff. I play the music & my pal, Paul Vickers (an eccentric Englishman stranded in Scotland), sings.

(We used to be in another band, Dawn Of The Replicants, who put out 2 albums on Warner Brothers's EastWest label last century.)

Anyway, if you want to find out about Pluto Monkey, see our press pics, read an interview and find out how to download 3 FREE songs, just pay a wee visit here:

http://vzone.virgin.net/trigg-er.erotic/dStrigg.html
 
I Want a Little Veranda!

Congratulations Roger!

Wishing you and Paul all the best with 'Little Brenda: Bluegrass Mission'. I love what I've heard so far!

..... and I finally got to see another pic of you ... yahoo :)
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I feel like Francis of Asisi.
~Pluto Monkey~
 
Thanks, Bella.

Isabella Thorne said:
..... and I finally got to see another pic of you ... yahoo
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I think you meant to type "ouch!" there, not "yahoo".
 
You're pretty camera shy for a rock star, Rog dear! Not quite the exhibitionist type, eh?

You looked great .. :)

Oh, and I noticed you cut your hair. <surprised>
 
Kudos my favorite monkey man. I hope you remember us peons your old friends when you get rich and famous.

No, no, Isabella. He didn't get a hair cut. I couldn't stand that hair so I sent him some Magic in a Brylcream tube. I must say it's growing back nicely.
 
Roger is the absoulute best kind of man. A total darling and not only is he very intelligent he is so witty too. He has a wonderful imagination and it shows in their music and lyrics. Deborah I loved that hair it made me fall for him big time. That and the recognition that we have the same look and hair do in the morning. He's been a busy boy and Racheal has been on new adventures. He posted them on his site. He is the most incredible man!!!
 
Well Gingersnap, I'll just have to go read those stories. I think the band needs some groupies. I volunteer!

Hey Roger, I don't give my permission to post my stories on other sites, but I would make an exception for "Roger the Scotsquatch" and "Where's MY Roger?" due to the fact that you and the Ginger inspired them. If you ever want to use them for anything feel free. I could morph a pic of you with the wild hair and a gorilla body if you like to go with. Ask the Ginger what I did with slut_boy. You could do a bit like "This is what people write about me" with the pic.
 
Ginjah-babe - I'm blushing. I'll need to stop lacing your coffee with scotch, you naughty thing. I think this calls for another one of our shopping trips. Heh heh.

Bella - those pics were taken a few months ago. I've subsequently built up a tolerance to Debz's Brill Cream Magic (I'm a bit like bacteria, that way) and have reverted back to mad morning-hair again.

Deboratah - if you thought my hair was frightening, wait till you see what Mr Vickers has attached to his head.

I'd love to use the Scotsquatch stories (I'll get to work on that at the weekend) and I'm intrigued to see this picture you have of my ape-like namesake. (Could you send it as a jpeg to rogersimian@literotica.org?) Ginj told me what you did to poor Slut_Boy. He's never been the same since.

Hey - that tube of Brill Cream Magic you sent had some other strange side-effects. Paul's started growing breasts. Maybe you could help him out with an appropriate bra.

BTW - parts 2 & 3 of the Rachel Picabia saga are in Laurel's in-tray, so they should appear on Lit in a few weeks' time.


[Edited by Roger Simian on 09-26-2000 at 03:34 PM]
 
Over here APE MAN

Roger you know I can't hold my booze. I did fall out of the bed just last week after two glasses of wine. Hey ape baby what is wrong with this thing have been having a hell of a time getting on the board. I think Laurel's put me on the boot her first list.
 
Okay this is getting to be a drag trying to get in here to see what's new. I spent at least two hours trying to get on the board just to check for one or two posts. Well enough bitching about that stuff. Hello Bella!!.
 
Hey Rog - are you planning on doing any dates in the near future? Unfortunately I can't download anything with my piece of shit computer but if you were playing a gig anywhere near I'd come and see the real thing.
Fibbers in York is a popular venue for slightly smaller bands (and I don't mean small in quality!) - any chance of a visit?
 
We've not got any dates in York at the moment, Flagg. We're doing a little mini-tour with a band from Boston called Jack Drag but the only North of England gig we have booked so far is Manchester Night and Day on October 28th.
 
Just a kiss before I run

Flagg what a sweet thing you sound like. Good morning to you Roger if you come checking this strand. Biggest hug and kiss to you......
 
Sorry, AIM's still not running, so: XX

Have a good day, you bad little banshee.
 
Hey, Hey Pluto Monkeys!

Here they come,
Walkin' down the street.
They get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one they meet.
Hey, hey, Pluto Monkeys,
People say they monkey around.
But they're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

They go wherever we want to,
Do what they like to do.
They don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.
Hey, hey, Pluto Monkeys
People say they monkey around.
But they're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

They're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch them sing and play,
They're the young generation,
And they've got something to say.

Any time, or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder.
Guess who'll be standing there.

Hey, hey, Pluto Monkeys,
People say they monkey around.
But they're too busy singing
To put anybody down.

Hey, hey, Pluto Monkeys
You never know where they'll be found.
So you'd better get ready,
They may be comin' to your town.
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Gingerly waving my lace handkerchief to Ginger
as I look on from my little veranda. :)
 
MONKEY HOT POT - a recipe

- 4 packs of cream crackers
- an egg
- 1/2 oz of sugar
- melting salt
- small ape
- dry wheat

Liver salts can be used to add flavour.

Try with upright arms to mix all ingredients. Season with lemon tree hosts and essence of wild honey. Delicious!
 
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I Smell The Blood Of An Englishman...

You forgot the teaspoon of oregano, Paul.
 
Gingersnap, pic of Roger the Scotsquatch coming at you in a minute. Just look at him sitting on his big hairy ass just awaiting you to bring him a spot of Glenmorangie. Talk about a Pluto Monkey!

Hey Roger, you tell your pal Paul I can do him too. Yes, I'm sending you a copy of the pic. Get a haircut and get a real job!
 
The Simian World

I think it was the large hariy shoulders combined with the flaming red genitals that put me over the edge. Back it up Back it up baby.....
 
LOL Gingersnap! And what about that big head? And those bedroom eyes?

I think Roger should post the pic of him in his "Pluto Monkey" outfit right here on this thread. I bet then he'd have more groupies than you, me, Isabella and a boy named Sue (Flagg).
 
Ah, poor Deboratah, I knew her well...

Well, Deb. No longer the Antichrist? I have to be honest and admit that it did last longer than a day. So who's the next likely candidate?
 
Hey Gaucho, but it was fun was it lasted. Did I scare you guys?

Some rather well known religious personas say Bill Clinton is the Antichrist. I don't think so. Paula Jones in her deposition said he's less than 5 1/2 inches. Somehow I think the Antichrist is much larger than that. Someone perhaps like Roger the Scotsquatch, who if you believe the stories, is a foot and a half.
 
Hmn....

That would explain those three numbers on the back of my head.

[Edited by Roger Simian on 09-28-2000 at 12:39 PM]
 
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