Too Much Anal Sex?

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I'm prolapsing into my pant leg and occasionally my socks are catching on the end but I'm proud to say that lavender finally got that stupid fist in.
Damn it, I feel like I've been anally raped by a rhino here folk but she promised to clean the back of my molars and we still have a half a bottle of KY left. Wish me luck!

While I'm at it, if babies can be breastfed in public I think I should be able to suck on a woman's tit in plain sight as well.

Anything else would be ageism.

Thank you for your time.
 
Will she do the bicuspids too?

Cause if she dont you'll have to get someone with a longer arm. Oh and as for the rhino thing... its worse when they use their horns. Stick with Lavy, at least you get nice tata afterward.
 
I couldn't agree with you more.

We SHOULD be allowed to watch you suck on a womans tit in public.:D
 
lavender, you know how the day after we searched around the house for your ring? :(

I just had a horrible idea on where it might be.
 
I wondered why I had the coppery taste on my tongue was..
 
Scat scat
No not that cat
Dont get fat
On a little scat
And that
Is all
I have to say
About that
 
Title:
Pussy Politiko
Eat me.... slowly....
Dreaming of my Ocean.

Location:
The Goblin Castle
Moving.. moving.. moving..
Tejas
 
What the hell?
What does this have to do with breatfeeding?

lavender, I'd like to keep the ring, as a momento.
 
I'd be happy to.
Though Siren told me a new technique, you just bite it after the second lick and you get right to the center.
 
No, no, it's cold in my bedroom and my ears are freezing lavender. :(
Come back and I promise I won't bite _ I will be good and I'll lick until my tongue comes off and then ...I'll get a new tounge and lick some more!
 
ok this thread is making my eyes water ... hmm little hole ... big fist doesnt seem to work to me :)


wow i think nevers last offer is something lavender wont beable to turn down though
 
sexy-girl said:
wow i think nevers last offer is something lavender wont be able to turn down though

And you and I would pay to watch it. Invite your other half... it will certainly be a show.
 
lavender said:
Never's just a tease. A mean old intellectually stimulating and incredibly desirable tease! (They're the worst kind). ;)


the harder she plays to get ... the more you want her lavender hehe ... lisa knows the same trick hehe when never does give in im sure she wont know what hit her with you lavender :)


hehe and yeah chef it would be something worth watching
 
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Ass fisting freaks rule!!!!!

Never, you babe. I missed you. Don't you ever move again!
 
I'm an ass-fisting virgin -

They didn't teach it in high school back in my day. Kids sure have it easy now.
 
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