Too Loose Shorts

[sirhugs]

Last week, I pondered a Skirt Caught in the Door.

Today, gender equality:

A man, not a wanna be rapper, but an average middle aged middle class sort, has gained a bit of weight. Not liking tight shorts for yardwork, he buys one size up - which means they are loose around his waist.

One day while gardening he realizes he needs to run to the local jumbomart for fertilizer. As he walks through the aisles, he feels his shorts shifting, twisting, sinking. His hands full, he can not reach to tug them up....

 

[want2_watchwife]

.....

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Some scenarios which might cause the young sales assistant to giggle or scream...

The guy has a huge cock.

The guy has a cock so small, even hamsters are embarrassed for him.

He wears a chastity belt.

He wears a baby's nappy.

He wears women's panties.

Any more... ?

 

[NASCARaddicted]

To make things worse, here comes my wife, his son's Sunday School teacher, heading up the aisle towards him. Worse yet, he's going commando. Just as she comes abreast of him, she hears him gasp and sees his shorts slip to the floor. But, she's now so close, that the packages he's carrying, obscure the sight of his package.

Though embarrassed, she also feels it's her duty not to allow this accidental, but still scandalous public display and so shyly volunteers, "I'll get those for you."

Kneeling to pull up his shorts, she gets a look at only the second adult cock she's ever seen. He's enormous, and the public display becomes far more scandalous as she feels compelled to take it in her mouth.

To add this: he holds the bag of fertilizer in his hands. It is heavy. The woman gets down to pull up his pants, so she is right below the fertilizer bag. When she pulls up the pants, the guy almost stumbles, and suddenly, the fertilizer bag is at the back of the ladies head - so the weight pushes her right into his lap and exposed dick ...
He drops the bag on the floor. Suddenly, some other customers are walking by, and what they see is very strange: a guy whose pants are down around his ankles. And a woman (since she is the sunday school teacher they know her very well) is kneeling in front of him, her face just inches away from his dick ...

 

[NASCARaddicted]

however, this story could also work with a woman.

She was a little bit chubby (not much) and started to do some workout to loose weight. That was in winter. Now it is summer - and within a few days, the temperatures changed from warm to hot.
She wants to go out, but all her shorts are from a time, when she was chubby. Now, that she lost weight, she has to get new clothes, but right now she has no time or money for new clothes ...

Also, she decides to change her style and get rid of the big, old fashioned underwear. Instead she wants to get thongs, especially under the shorts. But since she has only the big underwear, she goes commandos ...

 

[sirhugs]

Some scenarios which might cause the young sales assistant to giggle or scream...

The guy has a huge cock.

The guy has a cock so small, even hamsters are embarrassed for him.

He wears a chastity belt.

He wears a baby's nappy.

He wears women's panties.

Any more... ?

...she's never seen one so hairy

or she's never seen one shaved clean

or he has huge balls dangling seemingly half way to his knees.