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Too Hot to Handle
My name is Smith.
That’s right, Smith, as in Damian T. Smith. You can save all the crappy jokes about the last name, I’ve heard enough of them to last me a lifetime, they’re NOT funny, so don’t expect me to waste a smile on them, or my time.
I live in Chicago. Not the Chicago of modern day mind you, but the Chicago of yester-year, at a period of time when the City was YOUNG, Alive and growing with the impetuousness of itself…
The 30’s you nitwit, the time period is the thirties! The ROARING 30’s,the Big Bands, Speak-Easies, Prohibition, the first short, short skirt, the first tight, tight sweater…. when the automobile was changing the way we lived, and made that living…
Got the picture, mac?
Good, maybe there’s hope for you yet!
Now pay attention, because this is where the story begins, so LISTEN closely, or in your situation READ closely.
Like I said, my name is Smith…Mister Smith to those that don’t know me, Damian to the few that I let close enough to use that endearment… I own and operate a string of Clubs across this growing city, sort of a humanitarian service, I like it think of it…bringing that to those who need it, at a price they can afford.
Good question, I’m glad you asked…My “that” is booze and cigarettes, and a place to enjoy them without harassments, or wives…
And the price? Heyyyyy, You are a smart cookie, aren’t ya? The price is, of course…as MUCH as I can get! Considering the first is illegal, and the second almost impossible to find…
God Bless Prohibition, I tall ya! My clubs were doing ok before it, but when they made the stuff illegal? Laughs…I make a mill every month!
OK, Ok…So you’re getting the picture, so what’s the story, right?
Well, like almost any good story, it’s about a Woman…and that woman was NO Lady, let me tell ya….
She was the hottest number I’ve ever laid my eyes on…and that was before I got to know her! Afterwards, I found out she was as hot to touch, as she was to look at…In fact…She was Too Hot to Handle…
What she was doing in my club that night I wasn’t quite sure, but I was glad she arrived, what she did to my life?
Well…. That’s what I’m going to tell you about, so make yourself comfortable, pull up a chair…have a drink and a smoke. On me, of course….
It was May…May 25th, to be exact, I had opened a new Club that night, and named it (ready for this?) “The Speak Easy”
What? You don’t think someone else coined that phrase, did ya?
Like I was sayin, it was opening night, and I was at the door, greeting my guests personally, shakin hands, kissin the girls hands, buying the first drink…you know, that sort of thing…Callin by their first names and letting know I appreciated them comin to the opener…
It was that night I met her, she kinda took me off guard…Not being on the list and all…But I adjusted easy enough, and bought her a drink anyways, trying to score points and get close enough ta see if the package was as good as it looked from a distance…
Too Hot to Handle
My name is Smith.
That’s right, Smith, as in Damian T. Smith. You can save all the crappy jokes about the last name, I’ve heard enough of them to last me a lifetime, they’re NOT funny, so don’t expect me to waste a smile on them, or my time.
I live in Chicago. Not the Chicago of modern day mind you, but the Chicago of yester-year, at a period of time when the City was YOUNG, Alive and growing with the impetuousness of itself…
The 30’s you nitwit, the time period is the thirties! The ROARING 30’s,the Big Bands, Speak-Easies, Prohibition, the first short, short skirt, the first tight, tight sweater…. when the automobile was changing the way we lived, and made that living…
Got the picture, mac?
Good, maybe there’s hope for you yet!
Now pay attention, because this is where the story begins, so LISTEN closely, or in your situation READ closely.
Like I said, my name is Smith…Mister Smith to those that don’t know me, Damian to the few that I let close enough to use that endearment… I own and operate a string of Clubs across this growing city, sort of a humanitarian service, I like it think of it…bringing that to those who need it, at a price they can afford.
Good question, I’m glad you asked…My “that” is booze and cigarettes, and a place to enjoy them without harassments, or wives…
And the price? Heyyyyy, You are a smart cookie, aren’t ya? The price is, of course…as MUCH as I can get! Considering the first is illegal, and the second almost impossible to find…
God Bless Prohibition, I tall ya! My clubs were doing ok before it, but when they made the stuff illegal? Laughs…I make a mill every month!
OK, Ok…So you’re getting the picture, so what’s the story, right?
Well, like almost any good story, it’s about a Woman…and that woman was NO Lady, let me tell ya….
She was the hottest number I’ve ever laid my eyes on…and that was before I got to know her! Afterwards, I found out she was as hot to touch, as she was to look at…In fact…She was Too Hot to Handle…
What she was doing in my club that night I wasn’t quite sure, but I was glad she arrived, what she did to my life?
Well…. That’s what I’m going to tell you about, so make yourself comfortable, pull up a chair…have a drink and a smoke. On me, of course….
It was May…May 25th, to be exact, I had opened a new Club that night, and named it (ready for this?) “The Speak Easy”
What? You don’t think someone else coined that phrase, did ya?
Like I was sayin, it was opening night, and I was at the door, greeting my guests personally, shakin hands, kissin the girls hands, buying the first drink…you know, that sort of thing…Callin by their first names and letting know I appreciated them comin to the opener…
It was that night I met her, she kinda took me off guard…Not being on the list and all…But I adjusted easy enough, and bought her a drink anyways, trying to score points and get close enough ta see if the package was as good as it looked from a distance…