Too Funny ((WARNING: If easily offended, piss off))

[Just-Legal]

http://www.mwtb.org/pages/quiz.php

THAT appeared in my lit e-mail inbox. Yeah, I know, external link. But it was too funny... WHO in their right mind posts links to that kind of stuff ON AN EROTIC WRITING SITE??

(please don't take this as a criticism of religion. Its not. Its me laughing my butt off at someone trying to convert litsters)

Helen - I have my own belief system, danke!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Hey! I'm only a "Minor" sinner. Cool.

I wonder how much more of an asshole I can be and still sneak past St. Peter?

 

[Guest]

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!

I loved your thread title, btw, Helen. "If easily offended, piss off"

Lou

 

[Guest]

Your Score Was: 121

You are what church-goers would call a "hard-core" sinner. You have regularly done bad things, even some very bad things. You have no chance of going to heaven unless you can answer "yes" to the next question.

Hmmmmm.... I thought I was a nice guy. Guess I was wrong.


BTW: Nice butt, Lou.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think Jesus still loves you.....LOL

 

[Guest]

I think Jesus still loves you.....LOL

No he doesn't.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

No he doesn't.

Maybe Allah does?

 

[matriarch]

I'm only a moderate sinner.
How disappointing. I've been working very hard at being very bad.
I guess I need to practice more.

*thinks........I wonder if Abs and Vella and Lucky would give me some tips*.

Oh, and maybe lying about going to bed will add to my score ?

Mat
PS. I may have to change the name, having a saint name must be very bad for my bad image. Suggestions????

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm only a moderate sinner.
How disappointing. I've been working very hard at being very bad.
I guess I need to practice more.

*thinks........I wonder if Abs and Vella and Lucky would give me some tips*.

Oh, and maybe lying about going to bed will add to my score ?

Mat
PS. I may have to change the name, having a saint name must be very bad for my bad image. Suggestions????

never mind you silly bitch...LOL

 

[matriarch]

never mind you silly bitch...LOL

"Nevermindyousillybitch" ????? hmmmmmmmm

OK, its got a good ring to it, but don't you think its a tad long? Bit tricky to say in a hurry if you want to cuss at someone??


Mat

 

[matriarch]

"Nevermindyousillybitch" ????? hmmmmmmmm

OK, its got a good ring to it, but don't you think its a tad long? Bit tricky to say in a hurry if you want to cuss at someone??


Mat

Hey.
That could be my alter!!

Mat
aka
nevermindyousillybitch

 

[Just-Legal]

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!

I loved your thread title, btw, Helen. "If easily offended, piss off"

Lou

Danke Lou. Twas the mood I was (and still am) in..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey.
That could be my alter!!

Mat
aka
nevermindyousillybitch

PMSL!!!!!
Go for it!!!!

 

[Sunnie]

I'm only a moderate sinner.
How disappointing. I've been working very hard at being very bad.
I guess I need to practice more.

LOL, I thought the exact same thing when I discovered that I, too, was merely a moderate sinner.

I thought being a bisexual Pagan with a taste for group sex surely made me a hell-bound heathen!

 

[SeaCat]

Your score was 101, you are what we call a hard core sinner. Hmmmmmm, maybe that's why my Halo bursts into flame every time I put it on.

Cat

 

[rgraham666]

I suspect that by these people's standards, JCH would be in trouble.

 

[Guest]

Your Score Was: 90

Many would consider you to be a "moderate" sinner. You have done a few bad things, and don't seem to try very hard to do good things. The only way you will go to heaven is if you can answer "yes" to the next question.


*sigh*

I'm gonna send that link to my pastor - he'll get a kick out of it.

I love how they consider Murder to be the same as Fornication.

Reminds me of an old song - "Oh, ya can't fornicate in a buffalo herd~"

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

Damn (10 points), I need to plan another murder (15 points) before I fornicate (15 points) and lie (10 points) about it.

 

[bg23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They're trying to convert LITIZENS?!

Did they miss the "@literotica.org" at the end of the random email they sent?

I'm a moderate sinner. Ain't that great? I love the way they tried to blackmail and con us into reading the bible...

I thought I was merely an agnostic before...Hell, I've changed my mind...

I'M NOW A SATANIST.

 

[destinie21]

I think Jesus still loves you.....LOL

no he doesn't he's only trying to get in your pants

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Damn, I'm rolling on the fucking ground laughing and pissing myself.

I, Lucifer, prince of lies, enemy of the good lord God, and symbol of everything wicked on this Earth have earned the lofty title of "minor" sinner.

You might even make the "church-lady" proud! You seem to try pretty hard to do good things and avoid doing bad things.

It might be a full year before I can stop laughing. My poor lungs.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I'M NOW A SATANIST.

Want me to send you some pamphlets?

 

[Guest]

no he doesn't he's only trying to get in your pants

Dest, honey! GREAT to see you! How you doing? How's Renza? I've been missing you guys around here.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Oh dear...


Your Score Was: 106

You are what church-goers would call a "hard-core" sinner. You have regularly done bad things, even some very bad things. You have no chance of going to heaven unless you can answer "yes" to the next question.

Oh, apparently it's ok. If I repent I'll go to heaven.



Lou

 

[psychocatblah]

Oh dear...


Your Score Was: 106

You are what church-goers would call a "hard-core" sinner. You have regularly done bad things, even some very bad things. You have no chance of going to heaven unless you can answer "yes" to the next question.

Oh, apparently it's ok. If I repent I'll go to heaven.



Lou

I was only a moderate sinner. I guess I need to work hard and stay in school and maybe next year I'll get to be hard core.

A loving god who wants to send me to hell. Mmmm... gotta get me some of that.