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SweetDommes

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*yes, this is long ... but oh well LOL*

I got asked out at work tonight. That doesn't happen to me very often - I get propositioned in other ways, I get begged, I get some of the strangest offers from some of the strangest people ... but I very rarely get asked out on a date. Normally I do the asking.

So anyway, background on the guy: He's one of the C.O.s at the jail, he works down in bookout, so I don't see him often, but when I do, there is a lot of interaction. His name starts with "S" so from now on, that's what I'll call him. S often brings up the inmates that have been brought in from other facilities for court or whatever, along with any meds that come with them, so when he does come up, he spends quite a bit of time up in the clinic. I have noticed lately that the other C.O. down there doesn't come up much anymore (the first 2 weeks or so that I worked, they both came up equally ... not anymore). He (and the other C.O.) has a history of being kinda mean to the medical staff, and I have already threatened both with bodily harm. The last time that S was up in the clinic (before today), I found out that the last prank was pulled by the other C.O. and I said something about how I had my plans ready to seriously hurt him for it ... S's reply was "why waste the effort on him, I'd enjoy it more." No big deal, I've heard guys joke about that before ... but well, this is a recurring theme with S and me.

Tonight, he called and told us that we had 8 intakes. No big deal, I told the C.O. that was staying in the clinic to have them brought up ASAP and I would take care of them before dressing changes. Well, then the Feds dropped off a 9th. Then we had a guy having a heart attack and a chick having a seizure, so things got delayed. When I was just getting ready to go pass meds at the annex at 8 (a little early, for the record, but I had to get it done so that I could do the dressing changes ... which I hadn't even started yet), S calls and says that the Feds dropped off another intake, could I do it. I felt really bad, but I told him no. He appologised for bothering me when we were so busy (another recurring theme with S and me) and he'd just have the guy wait until night shift. I go to the annex, come back, start dressing changes at 9 (really really fucking late ... and dammitall if we didn't have more emergencies while I was trying to do it). At 9:30, S calls again and says that the intake just told him that he's a diabetic, which means that we have to do the intake ... now.

So S brings up the intake. I was in the middle of dressing changes still, so I'm working on those while chatting with the C.O.s that brought the inmates, and S said some smart-assed remark, and my typical answer came out before I could stop myself "don't make me beat you boy" - his eyes lit up and his reply was "ooh, promise you will?" So then he started talking about how I would be waiting in the parking garage with a baseball bat to beat him with. I honestly can't remember what I said at that point - probably something about how our shifts are staggered so I wouldnt' be out there until an hour after he left, but he started talking about his collection of weapons that he has taken off of people, and the baseball bat that he carries in his car that is modified (padding so that it still hurts and does damage, but doesn't leave marks ... sounds like something Holly's dad would own). After awhile of this, I had finished the dressing change that I was working on when he came up, I did the intake, and finally walked over to him, pulled his ear to my mouth and whispered to him, "actually, I prefer using floggers ... that's what I have in MY collection." He asked (by writing it down so that no one would see) if I had a riding crop ... my reply "not yet, keyword being yet" ...

The other C.O.s decided they didn't want to know and starting playing on the computer LOL

So fast forwad to 10:40, about an hour before my shift is over, and 10 min after his was over, he called the clinic. I had no idea who he was, cuz I didn't know his name at the time (yeah, I know ... I'm bad), and I'm sure he was confused too, cuz I didn't say anything to him. He finally figured out that I was still busy (still doing those damned dressing changes), and told me that he had wanted to give me his phone number, but that with the inmates there, he didn't want to give it to me that bad LOL Then he said something about "if you ever want to, you know, hang out or something - you can e-mail me through the network here, my name is S**********, and I make sure and check it regularly." It was sooo cute. I really hope that he didn't think that I was laughing at him, but I couldn't help but start giggling - my day had been pretty shitty up until that point, and he just made my day (and yes, when I see him tomorrow, I'll tell him ... I did make sure that he works tomorrow night too :catroar: )
 
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hehehe, Happenstance likes to hide things right under your nose, I've noticed.
 
Yeah, I know ... he's done a few things that make me think he might be subby ... I know that he's maso. The poly thing though ... somehow, something about him makes me think he's strictly monogamous. Of course, I can still hope that I'm wrong until I've talked to him LOL
 
SweetDommes said:
Yeah, I know ... he's done a few things that make me think he might be subby ... I know that he's maso. The poly thing though ... somehow, something about him makes me think he's strictly monogamous. Of course, I can still hope that I'm wrong until I've talked to him LOL
hehehe, worth a shot for sure, and knowing even what little I do of the two of you, I'm sure he'll have a hard time deciding even if he hates the poly thing ;)

...oh dear, now I've gotten into the flattery, damn insomnia!!!!!
 
*awaits the update.... and also wonders why nobody else is posting in here.*
 
Aeroil said:
Well speak proper English and I won't :p


Teach me proper English and I'm down? Nah, no way, everyone loves a french kid and if my english were perfect I would be out of excuses for things.
 
canadiancutie said:
Teach me proper English and I'm down? Nah, no way, everyone loves a french kid and if my english were perfect I would be out of excuses for things.
*continues his and CC's hijacking of the entire forum*
But Everyone hates someone who's always correcting everyone's grammar, why not learn to be a grammar nazi?!
 
Aeroil said:
*continues his and CC's hijacking of the entire forum*
But Everyone hates someone who's always correcting everyone's grammar, why not learn to be a grammar nazi?!

because stabbing myself in the face takes less effort? so yeah, what's up with this, are we the only kids with nothing better to do at midnight on a tuesday? I really should be studying for my finals....but I'm not going to.
 
canadiancutie said:
because stabbing myself in the face takes less effort? so yeah, what's up with this, are we the only kids with nothing better to do at midnight on a tuesday? I really should be studying for my finals....but I'm not going to.
Me too, Me too.
 
canadiancutie said:
what's up with this, are we the only kids with nothing better to do at midnight on a tuesday? I really should be studying for my finals....but I'm not going to.

Yes, you are. I arrived at Wednesday morning, beautiful weather, though still a little early... :( I, too, need to study and I'm running out of excuses. I'm not even too tired or anything... :( :rolleyes:
 
chris9 said:
Yes, you are. I arrived at Wednesday morning, beautiful weather, though still a little early... :( I, too, need to study and I'm running out of excuses. I'm not even too tired or anything... :( :rolleyes:


haha ditto. I was thinking, "Hey, this could be a great time to study for my social studies final. Or I could go post random posts of nothingness all night!!" I need direction in my life
 
Yup, I just had my socials exam today, easy, but I do have a math exam thursday.
Naw, hijacking Karen's therad is wayyyy easier than studying.
 
hehehe, I wonder how mad Karen will be that we hijacked her thread, maybe she'll give us both a spanking.
*watches out for tealsphynx*
 
Aeroil said:
hehehe, I wonder how mad Karen will be that we hijacked her thread, maybe she'll give us both a spanking.
*watches out for tealsphynx*


You know I love ya to death, but you need to let up a little on the submissive thing haha
 
canadiancutie said:
You know I love ya to death, but you need to let up a little on the submissive thing haha
:p I'm joking darlin.
*Awaits Karen's finish*
 
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Well, I talked to him for most of the last two hours (the only breaks being when I first got home I had to change clothes so I handed the phone off to Holly, and when my phone spontaniously dropped the call).

He's definitely interested, even knowing the basics of the whole poly-D/s thing.

It's been an interesting night so far - it started off with him calling up about the intake that he had downstairs, and then he's like "I hope I didn't freak you out too much when I called last night ... I hope you don't think I'm some kind of freak or anything" ... So I explained to him that no, I didn't have any problems with him calling, it just caught my by surprise, and honestly, it had made my whole night seem better.

Then he brought up the intake and stayed up in the clinic for a bit ... He started out showing me pics of his kids (which worried me a bit - but not because he had kids ... because one of them is young enough that I wasn't sure if he was still with the mother or not), and ended up listening to me rant and rave that he forgot to tell me that the guy didn't speak English. He finally left (probably to escape my wrath, at that point).

Then he called and said that INS had just dropped another one off that would solve my problem - he spoke English and Spanish and could translate, and was willing to. So he brought the second guy up and stayed for a bit and hung out.

He finally went back downstairs, I finished up the intakes and dressing changes and went over to the annex to pass meds. I came back over and he calls back up - this time he has a guy back from the hospital that needs to be seen before he goes back to the block. I tell him no problem, bring him up. He brings him up and stays up in the clinic visiting until his partner down in the basement calls him wondering where he went ...

I had given him my phone number and gotten his ... I was honestly expecting to have a voice mail waiting on me when I got to my car (no cell phones in the jail so I have to leave it there). I was wrong, but he did call me about 20 min before I got home. He knows the basics of our lives now, and is very interested in knowing more. He wants to know what the rules would be and all that. I'd send him here to learn more about the lifestyle, but he has no computer except at work ... and there is no way I would jepordize his job like that. He has also called me "Kitten" twice - I'm not exactly sure how I feel about that at this point, as that is what my ex used to call me ... but at the same time, I'm not particularly bothered by it. Maybe I'm finally over my ex (I can hope, anyway).

So, yeah ... that's the update LOL, I hope y'all have been entertained by my life.

So anyway, looks quite promising.
 
SweetDommes said:
Well, I talked to him for most of the last two hours (the only breaks being when I first got home I had to change clothes so I handed the phone off to Holly, and when my phone spontaniously dropped the call).

He's definitely interested, even knowing the basics of the whole poly-D/s thing.

It's been an interesting night so far - it started off with him calling up about the intake that he had downstairs, and then he's like "I hope I didn't freak you out too much when I called last night ... I hope you don't think I'm some kind of freak or anything" ... So I explained to him that no, I didn't have any problems with him calling, it just caught my by surprise, and honestly, it had made my whole night seem better.

Then he brought up the intake and stayed up in the clinic for a bit ... He started out showing me pics of his kids (which worried me a bit - but not because he had kids ... because one of them is young enough that I wasn't sure if he was still with the mother or not), and ended up listening to me rant and rave that he forgot to tell me that the guy didn't speak English. He finally left (probably to escape my wrath, at that point).

Then he called and said that INS had just dropped another one off that would solve my problem - he spoke English and Spanish and could translate, and was willing to. So he brought the second guy up and stayed for a bit and hung out.

He finally went back downstairs, I finished up the intakes and dressing changes and went over to the annex to pass meds. I came back over and he calls back up - this time he has a guy back from the hospital that needs to be seen before he goes back to the block. I tell him no problem, bring him up. He brings him up and stays up in the clinic visiting until his partner down in the basement calls him wondering where he went ...

I had given him my phone number and gotten his ... I was honestly expecting to have a voice mail waiting on me when I got to my car (no cell phones in the jail so I have to leave it there). I was wrong, but he did call me about 20 min before I got home. He knows the basics of our lives now, and is very interested in knowing more. He wants to know what the rules would be and all that. I'd send him here to learn more about the lifestyle, but he has no computer except at work ... and there is no way I would jepordize his job like that. He has also called me "Kitten" twice - I'm not exactly sure how I feel about that at this point, as that is what my ex used to call me ... but at the same time, I'm not particularly bothered by it. Maybe I'm finally over my ex (I can hope, anyway).

So, yeah ... that's the update LOL, I hope y'all have been entertained by my life.

So anyway, looks quite promising.


Congrats :)
 
WAY more interesting than administrative law! :D Good luck and have fun with him!
 
Definitely - thanks :) Now we just have to figure out how to deal with the whole "he has his kids every day that he doesn't work" thing ....
 
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