Tonights GB orgy NOT brought to you by Image

[ubertroll]

Just to be different.

The naked rule is still in effect, though

Pictoral proof of nudity recommended, but not required

 

[Bent]

I could get behind this

 

[ubertroll]

Okay, I know what happens when the guy is behind. I know what happens when the partners are face to face. But how could YOU be behind?

And is that a strap-on in your purse?

Oh, FUCK.

 

[Silverlily]

Oh, FUCK.

Yes, that is what you do with a strap-on.

 

[Bent]

Women can get behind...some of us have a mean sting to our swing

 

[ubertroll]

Yes, that is what you do with a strap-on.

If it's all the same to you, I like the ability to walk normally. And sit down.

 

[ubertroll]

Women can get behind...some of us have a mean sting to our swing

What's the idiom--either put up or shut up?

Damn this thread flew like a lead balloon.

 

[Guest]

If someone comes in dressed, are they punished?

 

[ubertroll]

If someone comes in dressed, are they punished?

Only if they refuse to strip upon command.

 

[Guest]

I hereby refuse to strip...

 

[ubertroll]

The punishment is sexual deprivation. Do you really want to risk a long sentence?


Hehehehe. I said 'long'.

 

[Guest]

The punishment is sexual deprivation. Do you really want to risk a long sentence?


Hehehehe. I said 'long'.

Ooooo....That punishment sucks
Here I thought it would be fun... In that case...

*strips*

 

[ubertroll]

*sits on the couch, and beckons with a finger*

Why, what punishment did you have in mind?

 

[TANG GOD]

ubertroll, you are an idiot, nerd.
Try getting actually laid before going on-line and flirting, dullard.

 

[ubertroll]

ubertroll, you are an idiot, nerd.
Try getting actually laid before going on-line and flirting, dullard.

It isn't that hard to get laid, Tang.

Then again, my dick isn't 6 cm. And I give foreplay. And I have greater mental abilities than a chimpanzee.

 

[Guest]

*sits on the couch, and beckons with a finger*

Why, what punishment did you have in mind?

*Sits next to you, places hand on your thigh*

Certianly nothing that excluded sex.

 

[TANG GOD]

It isn't that hard to get laid, Tang.

Then again, my dick isn't 6 cm. And I give foreplay. And I have greater mental abilities than a chimpanzee.

And i. And i. Shut up nerd.
In bed the animal is unleashed, fuck menatlity it's all motion..Oh yea can you feel it.
Hey fuck you, i'm drinking, under the influnence and i'am on-line!!!

 

[ubertroll]

*Sits next to you, places hand on your thigh*

Certianly nothing that excluded sex.

*wraps arm around your torso, placing a hand lightly on a nipple*

Be a little more specific, please.

 

[ubertroll]

And i. And i. Shut up nerd.
In bed the animal is unleashed, fuck menatlity it's all motion..Oh yea can you feel it.
Hey fuck you, i'm drinking, under the influnence and i'am on-line!!!

And STILL have the language skills of a simian.

Oh, wait... Koko the gorilla could construct complete sentences.

Make that the language skills of a muskrat.

 

[Guest]

*wraps arm around your torso, placing a hand lightly on a nipple*

Be a little more specific, please.

*rests head on your shoulder, looking up at you..*

I was hoping the punishment would leave my ass pink..mingling pain with pleasure.

 

[TANG GOD]

And STILL have the language skills of a simian.

Oh, wait... Koko the gorilla could construct complete sentences.

Make that the language skills of a muskrat.

You sound like a nerd, i feel sorry for you if ever try to socalize outside. Just keep circling around my ''blantant grammar'', thats all a nerd like you can do sinse you have no wit, bitch.
Oh yea i fucked your mom.

 

[ubertroll]

You sound like a nerd, i feel sorry for you if ever try to socalize outside. Just keep circling around my ''blantant grammar'', thats all a nerd like you can do sinse you have no wit, bitch.
Oh yea i fucked your mom.

That post should read:

"You sound like a nerd. I feel sorry for you, whenever you may try to socialize outside [of Lit]. Just keep reemphasizing my "blatant grammar" [why am I quoting my own post?], because that's all a nerd such as yourself can do, since you have no wit. Bitch.

And she who bore me is a lady of the evening."

Hey, Tang--why have I not made your sigline of people you hate? I really want a lifetime membership.

 

[ubertroll]

*rests head on your shoulder, looking up at you..*

I was hoping the punishment would leave my ass pink..mingling pain with pleasure.

That's hard to do, when those buns are hiding between your thighs and sofa cushions

 

[TANG GOD]

That post should read:

"You sound like a nerd. I feel sorry for you, whenever you may try to socialize outside [of Lit]. Just keep reemphasizing my "blatant grammar" [why am I quoting my own post?], because that's all a nerd such as yourself can do, since you have no wit. Bitch.

And she who bore me is a lady of the evening."

Hey, Tang--why have I not made your sigline of people you hate? I really want a lifetime membership.

no, i don't hate you, you haven't flammed, you've just been pointing out my grammar which any educated nerd here can point that out with ease, moron.

 

[Guest]

That's hard to do, when those buns are hiding between your thighs and sofa cushions

You beckoned me to come over here..did you have something else in mind?