Tonight I sucked...

[Soblue]

2 spiders up in the vacuum cleaner. Do you suppose they ever come crawling back out looking for vengeance?

 

[ExLimey]

Only after they've stayed in there awhile and multiplied. Then they and their minions will bring forth their vengeance!

 

[Ezzie]

That's kind of a creepy thought. Makes me itch just thinking about it.

 

[DeityMun]

I'm thinking that spinning beater brush thing pretty much does away with them.

 

[Soblue]

I'm thinking that spinning beater brush thing pretty much does away with them.

Right! But I have a canister vac! That's what worries me, I sucked them straight up the tube into the vacuum. No beater brushes to crush their tiny bodies.

 

[ExLimey]

I told you, them and their kids are going to wait until you're asleep then...

 

[bluemuse]

2 spiders up in the vacuum cleaner. Do you suppose they ever come crawling back out looking for vengeance?

Ooooh! This exact thought has kept me up all night. I know I would be quite angry if I were sucked into a vacuum cleaner.

Be afraid.

 

[Guest]

 

[sufisaint]

Turn the vac on and spray bug spray in there...it will be quicker death and your karma will be reduced...

 

[Soblue]

Oh gahh, quit trying to scare me!

I've been known to wake up screaming because I've dreamt spiders were all over me.

 

[Soblue]

Turn the vac on and spray bug in there...it will be quicker death and your karma will be reduced...

That is ingenious! Thank you!

 

[Eagle70]

Worst spider story EVER!!!

I was just finishing up reading "IT" by Stephen King, and there was that whole climatic battle with the Spider...just as i'm reading about it, one of the little shits lowered itself down from my ceiling right in front of my face, and just sat there spinning. fuckin-aye, i've hated spiders ever since.

 

[bluemuse]

Even better......take the vacuum outside and set them free. If your vacuum is one with a bag and you can't get to the little guys....take the bag out and stomp on it. You can't be too careful.

 

[Soblue]

Lol!

I just put that bag in the other day, so it's hardly got anything in it, I hate to throw it away so soon!
I am such a cheap ass


Maybe I'll just put the whole vac in the garage.

And turn the car on.

And carbon monoxide them. Mwahaha

Kidding, what are you nuts? I like the bug spray idea though, I might try that before it's too late.

 

[sufisaint]

That is ingenious! Thank you!

I did my good deed for the day...I was going to solve world hunger...well that got to go on the back of the list again...

 

[Eagle70]

my story sucked, huh?

 

[Ice Cold]

Take the bag outside, set it on fire and roast the suckers and any offspring they have in there to get ya.

 

[Aquila]

2 spiders up in the vacuum cleaner. Do you suppose they ever come crawling back out looking for vengeance?

That was a cold and evil topic to pull degenerates like myself into this thread looking for the goods.

Damn, now what the hell am I gonna do with all these rags and the KY?

 

[ridddder]

Not a nightmare?

No arachnophobic multiple orgasm when you awake?

Well most canister vacuums have a flapper valve to not let things escape once inside, but if the bag was somewhat full I would imagine the spiders would take some time to find their way out that is if they do. You can always stuff a rag in the tube, if you are worried, and if you used a shop wet/dry vac they have a filter ball valve assembly preventing a backflush sort of sitsuation. The only way the valve opens is with vacuum pressure, otherwise you are fairly safe.

 

[Soblue]

my story sucked, huh?

No!

Ever have this happen? You're driving along, minding your own business - at night -

When right in your line of vision, there's a spider hanging in front of you! It happened to me, I nearly crashed the car.

 

[Aquila]

Obligitory Response

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shop wet/dry vac
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I have no choice.. it must be said.
Not just for vacuming the bottom of aquariums anymore!!

 

[Trail48]

No!

Ever have this happen? You're driving along, minding your own business - at night -

When right in your line of vision, there's a spider hanging in front of you! It happened to me, I nearly crashed the car.

Okay fine, but what about the spider?

 

[Aquila]

whats wrong with spiders anyway? I got one sitting outside my front door, I named her sheila.. hell if shed let me Id give her a kiss out the door as I left for work.

 

[Eagle70]

No!

Ever have this happen? You're driving along, minding your own business - at night -

When right in your line of vision, there's a spider hanging in front of you! It happened to me, I nearly crashed the car.

Coming home from work one night, its like 9:30, i leap up my front steps and put the key in the lock...when i look over the overhang of my front steps, and see a wicked long strand of spiderweb...i follow it up to to my gutter...and SHIT THAT IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! Gigantic, for around here at least. Fuckin thing was chillin in the middle of its web...i took half a can of raid to it, and then as it was coming down, nailed it with some of the intense shit, i swear, the thing melted, it was great.

 

[LordMagicMan]

I feel the making of a cheap cheesy horror film coming on. oh wait I think they've beat the spider bit to death.

Well anyway. I hope they dont eat you alive while you sleep tonight.

If anythings crawling on your leg, just sit real still.