Tongue Twisters

[Kazakhstan]

A tongue-twister is a phrase that is designed to be difficult to articulate properly.

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Sally sells sea-shells:

She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.

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"I'm New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and disagree with Sally."

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"Listen, I have nothing against Sally. She can sell her sea shells anywhere
she wants, but not on my beach."

 

[Hypoxia]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop;
One shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.

Nattering nabobs of negativism.

 

[saintcero]

Lug nut blood
Lug nut blood
Lug nut blood

 

[FL30]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood, that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[kdawgaz]

I'm not ...

I'm not a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker's son
but I will pluck figs until the fig plucker comes