Tongue Tricks

[TN_Vixen]

How many of y'all out there can do all those things with your tongue?

Turn it all the way over on one side & the other
curl it
make it do the *wave*
touch the tip of your nose?
the tip of your chin?

 

[BlondeBeauty]

D) None of the above.


Damn. I'm boring. *sigh*

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I can.....

curl my tongue into a little, soft straw!

 

[April]

I can twist it upside down, curl the front to the back of my mouth, and crack open sunflower seeds with no hands!

 

[Countess DeWinter]

hmmmmmm...does making you think your brain's leaking out of your ears count??

 

[TN_Vixen]

oooh sparks!

curl my tongue into a little, soft straw!

come kiss me, just got my teeth cleaned! hehe

I can do all but touch the tip of my nose and touch my chin.

I can do the sunflower thingy and tie a knot in a cherry stem!

but.. Countess? well, y'got me beat g/f. *s*

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I can make mine.......

jump over little bity hurdles - run over a tiny teeter-totter, stand up straight and jump through a flaming hoop of orange fire.

So there.

 

[TN_Vixen]

LMAO

at that mental image. Who's your trainer?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My trainer?

You of course.

 

[WriterDom]

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Bum, bum, bum, bum - that's the rhythm for this...

Me and my tongue
We have lots of fun
Me and my tongue
We're always on the run

We're lookin' and a hopin'
For some young ladies charm
We're tryin' to hook us up
To some place wet and warm

Me and my tongue
We're nasty as can be
Me and my tongue
We'll put it where she pees

Me and my tongue - bum, bum, bum

 

[Canadian Goddess]

My tongue has the astounding abillities of being able to curl up into a little tunnle and to make something that looks oddly like a clover. It also has other talents

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Re: oooh sparks!

but.. Countess? well, y'got me beat g/f. *s*

Well, I couldn't do anything else, TN! I had to learn something And of course, you'll note that I didn't specify a gender who might get that leaking-brain feeling

 

[TN_Vixen]

*grinning at the Countess*

y'know, I did notice that, and as a matter of fact, I've been meaning to catch one of your RP threads since I've heard much acclaim on them. *wink*

 

[Countess DeWinter]

I wouldn't even try to resist

Start one up, TN! I always have time for a sexy vixen *kiss*

 

[Todd]

I have a long toungue that i can make ripple. I can almost lick my eyebrows with my toungue. I wonder if that amount of toungue will ever come in handy some day ?

 

[KillerMuffin]

With judicious use of an airplane, a couple of cars/trucks, and a little breaking and entering, I can use Todd's tongue to do fascinating and mind blowing Tongue Tricks. Pardon me preacher, is this seat taken?

 

[Todd]

No my dear child have a seat

 

[BrainyBeauty]

tongue's for the memories

My tongue can knot a cherry stem and even touch my nose
It can plaster down my eyebrows and more bizarre things I suppose

I can use it to dial the phone and order up my dinner
Then the pizza man gets a surprise and calls my tongue a winner!

My tongue can talk/take you to the heights of ecstasy
Or cut you down to shreds if you bite it or bite me!

It lives in dark wet surroundings and holds deep secrets there
Just come a little closer and I'll be glad to let you share

I can curl it, fold it, twist it and turn it upside down
The man who tames this tongue will be one I'll keep around!

 

[stogie]

I can puff up my tounge and fill a double shot, shot glass, or split open a plastic shot glass. Oh, I too, can tie a cherry stem in a knot.

 

[Latina]

How's this for a tongue trick? It's from my story Welcoming the Millenium With a Bang. Guys, extending your tongue out fully and licking across your upper lip while pressed into her crotch: it works WONDERS, I tell you!

-- Latina



His head leaned down into my thick, dark crotch fur. I spread my legs open wide to him now, and he softly kissed my pussy lips before backing off a couple of inches. His tongue now extended fully out again, and he again slowly licked from corner to corner across his upper lip. Only this time, as his tongue moved in a long, slow, sweeping arch across his upper lip, the very tip of his tongue traced that same licking arc motion sideways across the outside of my long, narrow pussy lips. Ooooohhh! Sheer heaven!

He now placed two fingers at my dampening slit, and he gently pried my pussy lips open. He leaned in another inch or so closer, and once more extended his tongue fully, and slowly licked on a high, sweeping arch across his upper lips. This sent the very tip of his tongue sweeping across the moistness lining my inner walls. I met his lick with an upward thrust of my pelvis even higher up into his face. He was licking right through the crotchless opening of my lacy red teddy, across my pussy lips, and against my inner walls, licking the moisture out of me almost as fast as I could dampen-up again. Ohhh---my---GAAAWWWWDDD!!!

He reached down under my ass, and he began massaging and kneading the creases where my ass meets the tops of my legs. I thrust my pelvis even higher up off the mattress again, and my hips squirmed and gyrated in uncontrollable lust, as his tongue slid ever deeper into my juicy slit and continued to lick mercilessly from one end of my inner walls to the other. I thrust myself upward one final time, shaking and moaning, using all my will power to keep from screaming and waking our son. Then I exploded hot, hard, and heavy, fast and furious, onto Frank's exploring tongue. He licked up my explosive ooze, then backed off long enough for me to quickly catch my breath.

He crawled down between my raised knees now, and he slid his way upward, burying his face in my thick, dark pubic thatch. His torso and legs stretched out as an extension of my own body. He planted a slow, sensuous, sensual series of incredible kisses right onto my hungry clit, which now grew and throbbed up into his face. His tongue slid out of his mouth again, sticking out as far as he could make his tongue go, then making those same fantastic long, arching sweeps of his tongue again, this time directly across my happy, horny little clit. His tongue kept slowly licking across his upper lip, from corner to corner of his mouth, as the tip of his tongue swept across my clit. I thrust my hips up higher and higher and higher into his face, moaning directly into his ear to "Eat me! EEEEAAATTTT me!"

With each lick now, his tongue swept a little faster across my clit, until soon he was flashing his tongue very rapidly from side to side across my horny and excited clit.

"UUUUNNNNGGGGHHH!" I gasped, thrusting and wriggling my hips every which way now, as his outstretched tongue relentlessly flashed rapidly back-and-forth against my stiff, swollen clit.

He took this as his cue to suck my clit up past his lips and teeth, fully up into his mouth. He then began a very gentle nibbling on my clit. "Mmmmmmmm!" I moaned.

"MMMMMMM! You taste SSSSOOO good, my darling," he moaned delightedly into my pussy. My fleshy folds against his lips were muffling his moan into a soft mumble.

His teeth backed off of my clit, and he resumed his rapid sideways licks across my clit. After three or four such licks, he sucked me back into his mouth for another round of clit-chewing. Then back off, lick, then suck and nibble. After about the fourth round of switching between licks and nibbles, I just couldn't STAND it one second longer. I grabbed the back of his head, pulled him down even closer into my over-excited pussy, and thrust my hips even higher up off the mattress. Shaking uncontrollably from head to toe, writhing, squirming, and gyrating, I came against his rapid-fire tongue. I exploded. And exploded again. And yet again. Then I slowed to a thick ooze, and finally to a trickle. After about ten minutes of one orgasm right on top of another and another, with his tongue licking and his teeth nibbling, I finally felt that I couldn't come any more that night. Luckily, I would turn out to be wrong about that.

 

[Chuckus]

The trick I can do with my tongue is make the sheets disappear from underneath a woman and reappear under her middle back area...........whilst she writhes How is that for a tongue trick?