Tom Swifties

[bbwsadieml]

"I'm quite adept at this exercise" she said expertly.

Oh, all right ... you can rest.

 

[lik_m_ade]

"I wish we had evergreen trees like in the old backyard," he pined.

 

[daylightwarrior]

I didn't mean to break this window with my fist! He said panefully.

 

[lovemonster]

"Nobody told me it was 'Dress Down Friday'," he said casually.

 

[Essa]

"I feel weak" she said feebly

 

[lovemonster]

"She has a temperature of 102!" he said feverishly

 

[poppy1963]

"I can't believe I've not discovered this thread until now," she said in stitches over some of the cleverness of the posts.



(..."she said stitchingly" just didn't seem to work... )