Tom Swifties

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I was still in bed this morning, and .....well, it doesn't matter what I was doing.

I had an idea for a new thread of Tom Swifties. For those who are unfamiliar, the Tom Swift books were a series of adventure books in which the author had fun with dialogue.

Tom would speak a line and it would be followed by 'he said' and an adverb (usually an 'ly' word) that punned off the dialogue. Sometimes a verb replaced 'he said' to make the pun.

So all you need to do is "go and do thou likewise"

Here are a few examples, all naughty, although yours can be PG if you wish (see the Wikipedia link for some original examples).

To begin:

"What's your favourite type of lube?" he asked slickly.

 

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And another two

"Would you be my domme?" he asked submissively.

"How do you feel about incest?" he asked apparently.

 

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and two more

"Do you like anal sex?" he asked penetratingly.

"Would you jack me off?" he asked handily.

OK, hopefully some others will join in.

 

[done_got_old]

"I think my leg is broken," declared the football player, lamely.

I stole this from an activity I did with kids.

 

[done_got_old]

"Your shirt is almost ready," said the laundress steamily.

 

[done_got_old]

"Plus one," Tom said positively.

 

[KnightWing]

"Did I really shoot him", he asked justifiably

 

[virgin_not]

"The cat sounds as if she's happy now she's been fed," said Tom purposefully.

 

[lovemonster]

"You know I didn't see him," he said blindly.

 

[Essa]

"Would you like ketchup with that"? she asked saucilly

 

[lovemonster]

"You're so funny," he said laughingly.

 

[done_got_old]

"This is the most common language used on micros," she said basically.

 

[lovemonster]

"Do you like horror movies?" he asked frighteningly.

 

[done_got_old]

"This is the last Tom Swifty," she said finally.

 

[lovemonster]

"Are you going to make your mind up?" he asked decidedly.

 

[Essa]

"Am I boring you"? He asked uninterestingly

 

[lovemonster]

"Are you sure?" he asked uncertainly.

 

[Essa]

"Do you like lions?" He asked growlingly

 

[Essa]

"You've put way to much jam on my toast" she said thickly

 

[lovemonster]

"Ok, you can turn over your exam papers now," he said testingly.

 

[Essa]

"Fire" she shouted alarmingly

 

[lovemonster]

"Damn, that hurt!" he said painfully.

 

[Essa]

"It's like an igloo in here" she said icily

 

[lovemonster]

"Do you know how to start a fire?" he asked heatedly.

 

[Essa]

"I don't think it will fit" she said tightly