Tom Cruise is about to fuck up my drive home

[Dixon Carter Lee]

(Yeah, yeah, I know, another show-bizzy thread. Blow me.)

I just peeked out the window and saw an amazing traffic jam outside. They've got Hollywood Blvd. blocked off because they're having the Premiere for "Vanilla Sky" at Mann's Chinese tonight. Which means it's going to take me an extra 40 minutes to get home.

That short little Scientology bastard.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Kick his ass!!!!

Bastards.

Let's have a party to promote the movie. Like one tenth of one percent of the movie-going population is going to be there. It's just a place to go to wear sequins and mug for the National Enquirer.

I think everyone who buys the National Enquirer should be beaten with a stick. They're directly responsible for DCL's extra 40 minutes in the drive home.

 

[Azwed]

Don't forget to add the whole, "he's gay and won't admit it thing"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay. Everybody except my mother, alright? Unless he gets outta line, then club her, but otherwise...

 

[Mischka]

KM's av reminds me of those little green army men. Same plastic semi-shiny texture, but female. And nude.

Isn't Vanilla Sky a fragrance? Is the movie some sort of huge product placement?

 

[estevie]

I wish he was fuckin up my drive home...sheeesh, some people have all the luck!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey DCL? Um, a question...

How'm I s'posed to blow you? Wrong time zone.

 

[April]

Never heard of the movie. Maybe the pucblicity people should be sacked?

DCL, wanna trade locations? It's very quiet here. No traffic jams. I'd happily live in LA for a while. But only for about two weeks.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's not like I'm going to drive by (or over) him or anything. The only glamour I'm going to get out the event is that I'm going to have to sit in traffic and look at that stupid "Angeline" billboard for a lot longer than I usually do.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nevermind, Dixon, I figure out how to blow you.

Hold still now.

http://www.folica.com/appliances/images/ht_1039.gif

You can undo your pants and stick it up to the monitor if you like, but I think the pure mental imagery on this one should really get your motor runnin.

I am sooooo good at this cybersex shit. Heheheh. I should patent this.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey DCL? Um, a question...

How'm I s'posed to blow you? Wrong time zone.

It's the thought that counts.

 

[Rubyfruit]

...and look at that stupid "Angeline" billboard for a lot longer than I usually do.

That's still there?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

She lives near me. She drives a pink car. I saw her once at our local 7-11...the chick has GOT to be, like, 55-60 years old. What a demento.

 

[freakygirl]

*hides this weeks National Enquirer from KM*

I only buy it for the cross word puzzle.. errr... that's the Star.. ok well then.. I umm only buy it to start the fire in the fire place.. errrr nevermind.. no fire place. Ok.. I buy it to look at the pictures. But I don't read it, really. Well I read it, but I don't believe it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey freakgurl...in that Adobe Photoshop thread I posted a "clean up" of your Santa AV I thought you might like -- I took a lot of the red out. Check it out.

 

[Rubyfruit]

She lives near me. She drives a pink car. I saw her once at our local 7-11...the chick has GOT to be, like, 55-60 years old. What a demento.

I figured she had to be that old by now. Was she ever in anything? What is the purpose of the bullitin board? Is she a porn star? I was always confused on this subject.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

She's nobody, and the only "work" she's ever gotten is as herself in some lame flick in a scene making fun of her.

She's a "Starlet" in the old Hollwyood tradition, and her (very) rich husband has been paying for billboards all over Hollywood for years extolling her platinum blond hair, Monroe lips, and enormous boobs, with a phone number that movie producers could, ya know, call and stuff to make famous. It's really sad.

There'a guy who drives around town in a beat up old car he's painted bright yellow with about 100 resume pictures and phone numbers pasted all over it, hoping that some director will see it and say "THAT'S they guy I need for my next picture!"

People take out ads on bus stop benches outside the studio exits so execs leaving the lot can see their face every day.

Very few of these people ever do anything like take an acting class or develop any of the skills neccessary to perform well in front of the camera. They'd rather just blow their money on these stupid attention getting schemes, I think, because it IS a way to get your name before the public. Angelyne really thinks she's a star, because her billboards have been up for so many years. She thinks that's all there is to it -- just get famous, by any means neccessary. Weird.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thanks DCL. That clears thing up and yes, it is very sad.

 

[Siren]

 

[freakygirl]

oh.. DCL, I seen that.. saved it on my hard drive.. and completly forgot to change it.

Jeez.. i'm an airhead.

I'll go change it now.. Thanks

 

[Starfish]

Now that I've seen the commercial for that movie.....9 gazillion fucking times in a matter of 6 hours, I've had enough of it, and won't bother to see it.

Tom can suck an asshole. I don't know who caused the break up, but Nicole is much sexier, for certain, and talented, if that is even and option, than that turd, anyday.