Tom and Katie

Ugh. Just ugh. I've probably made this statement here before, but I hope she gets postpartum depression and sticks a pick axe through his spinal column. :rolleyes:
 
sophia jane said:
I'm sufficiently freaked out now.
Me too.

If she wanted a teen idol, why couldn't she at least pick someone messed up in the traditional sense like Christian Slater or Charlie Sheen?
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Me too.

If she wanted a teen idol, why couldn't she at least pick someone messed up in the traditional sense like Christian Slater or Charlie Sheen?
Oh give me Christian Slater anyday. Damn.

I read thru that whole Salon article and that shit is just weird. I mean, I know celebs can be nutty, but wtf?
 
sophia jane said:
Oh give me Christian Slater anyday. Damn.

I read thru that whole Salon article and that shit is just weird. I mean, I know celebs can be nutty, but wtf?

The hypothesis among my gay friends is that Tom is and has always been gay. His marriages to Mimi and Nicole, and now Katie, were intended to hide that from the public. There's debate on whether he's worried about his leading-man career, or whether he feels guilt and self-hate about his proclivities, or whether it's the Scientology influence. But, they're sure he's gay.

*shrug*

I dunno. I do know there's a lot of freaky-wierdness in Scientology, so I'm inclined to believe that's a very strong influence in his life and contributes greatly to his freaky-wierd behavior. And, now to Katie's.
 
LadyJeanne said:
The hypothesis among my gay friends is that Tom is and has always been gay. His marriages to Mimi and Nicole, and now Katie, were intended to hide that from the public. There's debate on whether he's worried about his leading-man career, or whether he feels guilt and self-hate about his proclivities, or whether it's the Scientology influence. But, they're sure he's gay.

*shrug*

I dunno. I do know there's a lot of freaky-wierdness in Scientology, so I'm inclined to believe that's a very strong influence in his life and contributes greatly to his freaky-wierd behavior. And, now to Katie's.
So what was Nicole's motivation? And now Katies?
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
So what was Nicole's motivation? And now Katies?

Well I can see Katie's. I'm not so sure about Nicole's. But for Katie, she's young and impressionable and had the whole crush thing happening when she was younger. I can see how she'd be an easy pawn.
 
sophia jane said:
Well I can see Katie's. I'm not so sure about Nicole's. But for Katie, she's young and impressionable and had the whole crush thing happening when she was younger. I can see how she'd be an easy pawn.
Her father should drag her home. Too bad he can't legally.
 
But he said about Holmes: "She's an extraordinary woman. It's beautiful. I feel really happy. I'm more than enamored."

He clearly shouldn't be allowed to stray from a script. Fortunately I'm available...and can coach Katie as well.

"Katie, Michelleolgy states that I can only coach you while you are naked, and therefore receptive, to my suggestions. That's right, Katie...take it all off..."

Tom feels something akin to hunger pangs in the vacinity of his ego. "What about me?"

"Um...well...why don't you just say, 'you had me at hello.' It's classic!

Now Katie...spread your legs just a little and..."

Wait, where was I?
 
sophia jane said:
Well I can see Katie's. I'm not so sure about Nicole's. But for Katie, she's young and impressionable and had the whole crush thing happening when she was younger. I can see how she'd be an easy pawn.

Nicole was only 23 when she married Tom right after they filmed 'Days of Thunder.' And it wasn't until Tom that she really hit the big time.
 
LadyJeanne said:
Nicole was only 23 when she married Tom right after they filmed 'Days of Thunder.' And it wasn't until Tom that she really hit the big time.

That's true. Tho, I think she really blossomed post Tom. Maybe that says something.
 
sophia jane said:
That's true. Tho, I think she really blossomed post Tom. Maybe that says something.

As she herself pointed out...she could wear high heels again.
 
LadyJeanne said:
The hypothesis among my gay friends is that Tom is and has always been gay. His marriages to Mimi and Nicole, and now Katie, were intended to hide that from the public.
The Rock Hudson of his generation.
 
I far prefer Hugh Grant who, when caught with a drag queen prostitute, says... "So? "
 
Stella_Omega said:
I far prefer Hugh Grant who, when caught with a drag queen prostitute, says... "So? "


Seriously, most celebs should take a page from his book. Not the hiring of drag queen hookers (unless they want to do so) but rather the just admitting to their foibles and pecadillos.
 
Stella_Omega said:
I far prefer Hugh Grant who, when caught with a drag queen prostitute, says... "So? "

Very sensible way to deal with the English press actually, well played to that man.

And on a side note, I'd have Christian Slater too and I don't even lean that way.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
And on a side note, I'd have Christian Slater too and I don't even lean that way.

The Earl

Oh my! I've got this fabulous fantasy now of me, Earl and Christian Slater! Yum. :p
 
OhMissScarlett said:
Ugh. Just ugh. I've probably made this statement here before, but I hope she gets postpartum depression and sticks a pick axe through his spinal column. :rolleyes:

I second that.
 
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