Toke, anyone?

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http://www.jsonline.com/bym/tech/news/apr05/320790.asp

Does more IM = a lower IQ?
E-mail, instant messaging may hurt smarts more than marijuana does
By JAMES H. BURNETT III and VIKKI ORTIZ
jburnett@journalsentinel.com
Posted: April 22, 2005

To: You, about to check your e-mail
Subject: U could B dumber 4 it

According to a recent university study conducted at King's College London, constant e-mailing and text-messaging reduces your intelligence by 10 IQ points - an effect more damaging than smoking marijuana.

 

[Guest]

i new their had to b a resun

 

[CharleyH]

i new their had to b a resun

u need a raison?

 

[impressive]

u need a raison?

Raisin, she said! As in COOKIE.

 

[CharleyH]

Raisin, she said! As in COOKIE.

Mmmm, cooookies! Sorry, too much IMing, apparently. Do you think we can sue MSN?

 

[impressive]

Mmmm, cooookies! Sorry, too much IMing, apparently. Do you think we can sue MSN?

What a great idea! We'll sue MSN and AIM and Yahoo! for not putting warning labels on their messenger-ing software. Mega bucks!

All we have to do is prove we were once intellergint.

 

[Guest]

What a great idea! We'll sue MSN and AIM and Yahoo! for not putting warning labels on their messenger-ing software. Mega bucks!

All we have to do is prove we were once intellergint.

i was once a leading authority on somthing so hush hush i cant even tell you what it was
now, im a low paid land use servant with a single digit iq
i think thats proof enough

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think that includes message boards too.... i know my, um.... what's that thing?... uh, attention something.... anyway, it's shot.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey look! A doggie!

 

[impressive]

I think that includes message boards too.... i know my, um.... what's that thing?... uh, attention something.... anyway, it's shot.

Stroke causes adult ADD? (Wasn't there another thread about this? My short-term memory is shot.)

 

[Guest]

I think that includes message boards too.... i know my, um.... what's that thing?... uh, attention something.... anyway, it's shot.

i dont think you qualify.
your attention span is just fine. you use it quite well with your subjoe stalkings...btw, are they thigh highs?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Attention SPAN! that's it, thanks vella.

Thigh high what now?

 

[Guest]

Attention SPAN! that's it, thanks vella.

Thigh high what now?

stockings...no..stalkings?
follow me thought process please

 

[matriarch]

u need a raison?

d'etre???

 

[cloudy]

d'etre???

Deter? I knew a guy with that name once....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Deter? I knew a guy with that name once....

*snicker*