toilet seats

[Bobtoad777]

women how bout we make a deal? Ill lower the toilet when I am done, If you will raise it when you are finished with it. sound fair?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Bobtoad777]

why not CB

 

[Juliangel]

Nope because at our house everyone puts the seat and the lids down. We have to keep he kitties from falling in.

 

[Silverlily]

Thank you, kitties and kiddies.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

I just pee with the seat down.

 

[Guest]

women how bout we make a deal? Ill lower the toilet when I am done, If you will raise it when you are finished with it. sound fair?

Actually, if I'm visiting a single male's home, I do put the seat back up for him when I'm done. That's a big pet peeve of mine when the seat is left up at my place.

 

[Ambrosious]

In my house I gotta put the seat AND the lid down. That coordinated fuzzy thing has to be visible. Don't know why. But, I do know that if you give a woman seashells, they are going on the back of the toilet. It's universal.

 

[Bobtoad777]

ok, i thought it would be mutually beneficial deal, guess we will have to work out some other amicable solution

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Magic Merlin]

bobtoad? Are you a masochist?

Ladies, please go easy on the bobtoad dude. Obviously this is one of those topics that, because of his younger age, he has not yet learned how futile it is to discuss with women.

bobtoad, just say your going to put the seat down. In the long run that is the easiest path..


Just submit to the ladies and everyone will be happier..



Hi ya, Kitten Eyes! Hope your feeling better..

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 11-03-2000 at 06:00 PM]

 

[Guest]

<Looking around nervously> No, I don't have any seashell stuff in my bathroom! I swear! <Thinking to self, making a list of what all I'll have to take out of the bathroom before any Lit buddy comes to visit. Oh yeah, and I'll have to get rid of that lid fuzzy.>

 

[Silverlily]

(((MM)))

I am now! God, you've been missed.

Bobert does come up with some unusual, but popular topics, doesn't he? I don't have shells in the bathroom either, they're all in the garden.

 

[Bobtoad777]

All right , ill leave the toiliet seat down but donw balme me if i pee on it with morning wood in a semi unconsciencious state

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Cheyenne]

In my house I gotta put the seat AND the lid down. That coordinated fuzzy thing has to be visible. Don't know why. But, I do know that if you give a woman seashells, they are going on the back of the toilet. It's universal.

Do you live at my house? Same rule about that lid with the coordinated fuzzy thing. My seashells are actually soap though, although they ARE on the back of the toilet.

 

[Rosebud]

i much rather my ass fall in the cold clean toilet then sit on a wet piss ridden toilet seat. Leave it up if you want...just don't piss on my seat

 

[Nicole]

Laurel once said in one of the many talks about this topic "Does it or will it wreck your relationship, if the toilet seat has been left up, or put down?" I mean really people does it matter.

The women say that when they go to the toilet at night they end up falling in, well if you knew your man well enough you would know that he is going to leave the seat up, so put the seat down or even try to put the seat down. Sorry there is no excuse for falling in the toilet. Just as there is no excuse if the man pisses on the seat.

Does it really matter is what I'm saying?

 

[Rosebud]

NO!!! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA just kidding nikki dear...how is it Down there today???

 

[Nicole]

Wet !!!

Oh you mean in Australia?? Fine actually in Adealide it is a gorgeous day. Thank's for asking

 

[Rosebud]

just for you nikki
http://www.pathcom.com/~omega/meatlo14.jpg

 

[Nicole]

How is it down there you say???? After that babe it is wet with more wetness coming

 

[Mustang Sally]

My logic: On average, I think women pee far more often than men do, so in a household with both male and female occupants, the odds are good it will be a female using the toilet next. Therefore, leave it down!

 

[Roll-One]

Leave it up

Its just as easy for a woman to leave it up when she's done, I have to get on the maid all the time, Leave that dang gone seat up , like when she makes the bed, i hate the covers stuffed under the mattress, grrrrrr