Toe lickers, beware!

Hell I read that in my local paper this morning, about
the toe-sucking being banned in the Netherlands!

SHEESH!!!!

How the hell can one have any fun anymore? And I
thought that country was one of the most liberal in
its attitudes towards sex?????

:confused:
 
Fear not - it's only UNWANTED toe-licking. See, there's evidently some fellow who sneaks up on women sunning themselves at the beach and licks their toes...Since there's no law against it, the police are helpless to stop him.

Where are their big, pissed-off Dutch boyfriends, I wonder? If someone was messing with my S/O, he'd get "the whole foot", and not just the toes...
 
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