Tods Troll...Safe Subject To Post About..Duct Tape

[Shelby]

So...hehehe, harharhar... since Todd needs a safe subject..What's your most ingenious use for duct tape? Sexual acts excluded.

See Todd baby, safe subject!

(Edit) Oh God, excuse the lack of the 2nd D in Todd on the subject line. Geeze, Damn fingers!)

[Edited by Shelby on 02-19-2001 at 07:11 PM]

 

[Todd]

Duct Tape uses...


I made a boat out of 2 liter/litre pop/soda bottles with duct as the device to hold the bottles together. I must say in that use duct tape fais well on still water and lightly moving water, but don't try shooting the rapids with it, it doesn't work very well.

Duct tape as a sexual use, sounds interesing bondage agent but I hate to hurt anyone so I would have to have some sort of wrist and ankle bands to tape around as not to hurt on the remoaval.

 

[Shelby]

Oh Todd, leave it up to you!!! I said sexual acts excluded, and your second thought, after a raft that sunk, was bondage!

Pop bottles and currents? When did that strike you as a bad combination? Before or after?

XXX

 

[Todd]

The boat took me nearly 8 miles before I thought it would be able to handle a nice sert of rapids, and it was during the rapids that it soon became apparent that it was not a good idea.

XOXOXO

 

[Countess DeWinter]

A homicide dectective told me that if - at a crime scene - you find a roll of duct tape, bag it...it will be evidence. It is the serial rapist, serial killer, lust killer's binder of choice.

 

[Todd]

A homicide dectective told me that if - at a crime scene - you find a roll of duct tape, bag it...it will be evidence. It is the serial rapist, serial killer, lust killer's binder of choice.

Dagnavit and I thought I was making sure I was leaving no evidence behind after me.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Give it up...they'd nail you from the cum stains darlin'

 

[Shelby]

Shit, at crime scene after crime scene...I never thought to look for the roll of duct tape.

Countess, you made me snort 1/2 a glass of wine through my nose!

Duct Tape, God's way of making our life a tad easier.

Ah, delete any reference Todd made to tape and bondage. He wasn't there.

 

[Todd]

why don't both of you girls tie me to the bed with ducktape and take my virginity from me.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

why don't both of you girls tie me to the bed with ducktape and take my virginity from me.

hmmmmm....OK

 

[Shelby]

Cause that would blow your mind. The cops would come, bag the duct tape & haul the Countess & I off on the charges of manslaughter. And you know that Babe.

When you dream, dream big. XXX

 

[Todd]

At least I would die happy and not a virgin

 

[Shelby]

Don't bother to worry about us in prison Wouldn't there be some sort of happy medium here? Not involving you dying a virgin and not involving anyone being in prison? Personally, I can think of numerous options!

 

[Todd]

do go on

 

[Shelby]

Well, now that everyone knows to bag the duct tape...I'm thinking a roll of double-sided carpet tape, 6 twist ties, a roll of Saran Wrap, about 3 1/2 feet of aluminum foil, a generous dallop of Mazola, 2 silk scarves (about 2 1/2 feet long each) one Lazy-Boy chair and a bit of imagination.

But that would be my humble input into solving your dilemma.

 

[Todd]

everything sounds good but the tin foil scares me a little bit

 

[Merelan]

Just the tin foil scares you? The whole idea makes me nervous. But, if it happens, you better take pictures and give details.