Todd!!!

[Gilly Bean]

You're a VIRGIN AGAIN?!?!?!?

Didn't you get laid a few weeks ago???


Am I losing it?

 

[Todd]

You're a VIRGIN AGAIN?!?!?!?

Didn't you get laid a few weeks ago???


Am I losing it?

Nope I "Got Me Some" Triple Bovarian chocolate truffle cake

sorry still a perpetual virgin

 

[Gilly Bean]

The world IS safe!

 

[Todd]

yup it is my virginity that holds the world together

 

[Phoenyx]

I though love held the world together.....

or was that made the world go round.?

 

[Merelan]

With all that chocolate in the house who the hell needs sex!

 

[Todd]

I though love held the world together.....

or was that made the world go round.?

my virginity holds the world together

its everyone elses sex and love that makes it go round.

if I have sex, well that just screws up the whole thing, then we all go to hades in a hand basket

 

[Phoenyx]

my virginity holds the world together

its everyone elses sex and love that makes it go round.

if I have sex, well that just screws up the whole thing, then we all go to hades in a hand basket

So if you lose your viginity I can hurt you for having sex?

Or will you use the clinton Defence and have only oral sex....which acording to him is not sex..

 

[Todd]

any and all sex by me leads to total destruction of the world as we know it

Oral, anal, vaginal, kissing, holding hands other than a handshake.

 

[Phoenyx]

Oral, anal, vaginal, kissing, holding hands other than a handshake.

HOLDING HANDS???

You mean if you held your mommas hands when you were small you were having sex with her?

 

[Todd]

HOLDING HANDS???

You mean if you held your mommas hands when you were small you were having sex with her?

yes hence my feeling around here of being unloved

 

[Young Knave]

So if you lose your viginity I can hurt you for having sex?

Or will you use the clinton Defence and have only oral sex....which acording to him is not sex..

Why does everyone still give Clinton such a hard time over that? It's not like he's the only one who believes it. I knew some Catholic girls in high school that didn't even believe sex was sex under certain conditions. : )

 

[Phoenyx]

Why does everyone still give Clinton such a hard time over that? It's not like he's the only one who believes it. I knew some Catholic girls in high school that didn't even believe sex was sex under certain conditions. : )

Caus eclinton was an educated manwho should have know better that to try that line..