Todd: Ladies, can we help here?

[Shelby]

Sorry Todd, you know I love you...

OK, his striptease is a tad off. We know he eats way too much caesar salad & donairs! And when he comes home from work he takes off his clothes...well... he leaves his hat on!

Feel free to pick up where I leave off.

He walked through the door, exhausted from his busy day of scouring food specials. He took off his hat, hung his jacket and headed into the kitchen to microwave a donair. Freezer door open, he felt a presence behind him. As he turned and was surprised by the naked woman sitting at his table, she broke the tension by saying

"Nice tie."

 

[Todd]

Dropping the donair to the floor it lands on my foot, I let out a yelp. I look to the mysterious naked lady sitting at the table, raidsing my eye in bewilderment I ask, "How did you get that table and chair in my apartment without scratching the walls?"

 

[Shelby]

But I did scratch the walls. Only slightly, and Spray 9 removed the marks. The deeper, more penetrating marks were taken care of by Zud.

And Hertz will look after the donair slop you spilled on the floor.

Any other questions?

 

[Todd]

Do you know how to set the clock on my micro wave, I hate that little flashing zero every time I come in here

 

[Shelby]

Hit the thing that looks like a clock face on the micro, punch in the numerical time, hit the little clock thingy again. Geeze.

Good Lord, Thank you God that a naked woman appeared to help me set the time on my micro.

 

[Todd]

ROTFLOL