Todd Audio!

[Laurel]

Check it out! Awesome Todd audio! Bring on the compliments, girls...let's see if we can make Todd blush!

http://www.literotica.com/audio/audioindex.shtml

 

[Always]

Why does the file name end in ShitMail?

 

[Todd]

Why does the file name end in ShitMail?

thats the page its on.

shtml is static/script hyper text markup language.

it simply means that instead of rewriting the page everytime the ifo can be added with a script

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Excerpt from Todd's audio:

"...and then I unzipped my pants and released my monster cock which hadn't been hard since the Reagan years. 'It's so large!' she said. 'Yes!' I said, 'But not as large as our national deficit which was created by evirnomental spending instead of developing new land for oil refinery.' We made love that night. 'Fuck me!' I cried. 'Call me Hillary!' she said..."

 

[Always]

*chokes on her Pocky, laughs, and then degenerates into helplessly hysterical laughter*

 

[Todd]

Excerpt from Todd's audio:

"...and then I unzipped my pants and released my monster cock which hadn't been hard since the Reagan years. 'It's so large!' she said. 'Yes!' I said, 'But not as large as our national deficit which was created by evirnomental spending instead of developing new land for oil refinery.' We made love that night. 'Fuck me!' I cried. 'Call me Hillary!' she said..."

And Once again DCL fails but whats new, he is used to that, but wait we have a consolation prize for our lucky contestant.

Rice-aRoni, the meal you can eat in a minute a life time supply , feed directly to you in a one size fits all suppository.

 

[Laurel]

Rice-aRoni, the meal you can eat in a minute a life time supply , feed directly to you in a one size fits all suppository.

 

[Always]

Hey I LIKE that stuff.

 

[april-wine]

suppository or regular.......lol

 

[Todd]

So did any ladies listen, or is audio beneath you?

 

[sexy-girl]

todd im too scared to listen being a lesbian and all i dont think it would be my type of thing hehe ... but well done for doing it brave of you

 

[Todd]

todd im too scared to listen being a lesbian and all i dont think it would be my type of thing hehe ... but well done for doing it brave of you

Afraid I might convert you straight

 

[sexy-girl]

lol ... do you want honest answer ? ... we're pretty in a good sexual mood and listening to that type of audio would be like a cold shower no offense to you just that kind of erotica has that effect on us ... we're all lesbian


but i am sure some of the bi/straight girls on board will listen to it and give you feedback

 

[Todd]

Not likely, its been two hours and I tracked the page and so far one listen

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Afraid I might convert you straight

Not fucking likely toddy boy

Its rather average

 

[Todd]

Not fucking likely toddy boy

Its rather average

Thats a better rating than I told Laurel it would get.

 

[sexy-girl]

Afraid I might convert you straight

btw todd my gf wants to punch you in the nose too lol thats two people on the board shes very violent hehe ... i told her your harmless though

 

[Todd]

btw todd my gf wants to punch you in the nose too lol thats two people on the board shes very violent hehe ... i told her your harmless though

Would she mind spanking me instead?

 

[Always]

btw todd my gf wants to punch you in the nose too lol thats two people on the board shes very violent hehe ... i told her your harmless though

why do i get the feeling that you're the more lipstick of the two of you?

 

[sexy-girl]

lol lisa's very fem too ... not butch ... just has a temper ... im more docile i guess but that doesnt mean im more lipstick or fem ... we both wear sexy clothes sometimes and SHOCK horror make up tooo ... hehe

 

[Guru]

 

[*bratcat*]

LMAO

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Rice-aRoni... in a one size fits all suppository.

Is that why they call it the San Francisco treat?

 

[Laurel]

Is that why they call it the San Francisco treat?

LOL! Are you guys working together now? What time's your next show?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

We're due to speak in front of the National Geographic Society tomorrow morning. Well, I'll be speaking. Todd will be in basement making play-dough castles with the fossils and giggling over the phrase "homo sapiens".