If you can't turn April Fool into a fund-raising grift what's the point of it anyway?
He sent his rubes a text with a link:
“From Trump: I’m suspending my campaign. Read the confidential memo: ...
“Happy April Fool’s Day!” the next page announced. “Did you really think I’d suspend my campaign? That’s why it is more crucial than ever for all Trump supporters to STAND UP to play a leading role in helping us WIN BACK THE WHITE HOUSE. That’s why I’m asking for 100,000 patriots to chip in at least $5 RIGHT NOW to help me.”
