Today's Science Lesson: The Densest Element

[OldJourno]

Breakthrough Discovery: Scientists have announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Pelosium. It has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

Tomorrow we will discuss the discovery of Trumptanite.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh look, a Queerbait alt channeling his inner-Glenn Beck (without attribution, natch!)

 

[Hard_Rom]

The Dems lost! Your team won! Get over it! Any fucks ups are your kinds fault now! You conservative cunts will be blaming the liberal types for everything under the sun even as the Democrats languish in opposition without any majority. Get fucking over it and put on your big boy pants!

Breakthrough Discovery: Scientists have announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Pelosium. It has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

Tomorrow we will discuss the discovery of Trumptanite.

 

[adrina]

An attempt at humor?

 

[KingOrfeo]

An attempt at humor?

"Attempt" is too strong a word.

 

[SyKoKo]

An attempt at humor?

it was funny

not surprised someone with an UGLY CUNT doesnt see the humor

 

[adrina]

it was funny

not surprised someone with an UGLY CUNT doesnt see the humor

Ignoramus.

 

[adrina]

"Attempt" is too strong a word.

Well surely we cannot say he was trying to be clever.

 

[SyKoKo]

Ignoramus.

Loon A Tick Ick

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought that it was Pooknium...


:shrug:

 

[SyKoKo]

Stgu, libby

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Stgu [sic], libby

Busybodium is the lightest in the loafers element.

 

[james_1957]

Breakthrough Discovery: Scientists have announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Pelosium. It has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

Tomorrow we will discuss the discovery of Trumptanite.

I love it!

Speaking of Pelosi stinking up the joint...

Pelosi clashes with constituents: ‘Do you want to listen or just speak?
http://www.theamericanmirror.com/pelosi-clashes-constituents-want-listen-just-speak1/

 

[james_1957]

Oh look, a Queerbait alt channeling his inner-Glenn Beck (without attribution, natch!)

Queerbait again, Rob?

Okay, if you insist. Here goes...

If we're the bait... blah, blah, blah.

Then you're the queer... yadda, yadda, yadda.

Happy now?

Always remember...

I'm James.

I'm alt free.

 

[james_1957]

The Dems lost! Your team won! Get over it! Any fucks ups are your kinds fault now! You conservative cunts will be blaming the liberal types for everything under the sun even as the Democrats languish in opposition without any majority. Get fucking over it and put on your big boy pants!

Shouldn't you be less concerned with American politics & more concerned with the fact that Toronto is turning into Dearborn, MI?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Shouldn't you be less concerned with American politics & more concerned with the fact that Toronto is turning into Dearborn, MI?

Dammit, Toronto! I told you not to drink that potion! There Are Some Things Cities Were Not Meant to Know!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Shouldn't you be less concerned with American politics & more concerned with the fact that Toronto is turning into Dearborn, MI?

How so?

I had a Canadian politics thread but it got trolled by a right wing xenophobe pushing a particular agenda. Call this payback.

 

[james_1957]

How so?

I had a Canadian politics thread but it got trolled by a right wing xenophobe pushing a particular agenda. Call this payback.

M-103

 

[phrodeau]

Shouldn't you be less concerned with American politics & more concerned with the fact that Toronto is turning into Dearborn, MI?

Toronto is becoming a Dream City?

http://patch.com/michigan/dearborn/dearborn-ranked-one-americas-top-overlooked-dream-cities

 

[Hard_Rom]

M-103

Ah, you're a xenophobe! M-103 effects all of Canada. It is a Federal government non-binding motion not a Toronto city council motion.

 

[james_1957]

Toronto is becoming a Dream City?

http://patch.com/michigan/dearborn/dearborn-ranked-one-americas-top-overlooked-dream-cities

Nice try, Peanut.

Aren't you the little freak that lives in a rabbit hole?

Dearborn, MI is the home base for Sharia Law in America.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Dearborn, MI is the home base for Sharia Law in America.

There is no home base for Sharia Law in America.

 

[james_1957]

Ah, you're a xenophobe! M-103 effects all of Canada. It is a Federal government non-binding motion not a Toronto city council motion.

Toronto is the home base for Sharia Law in Canada.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Toronto is the home base for Sharia Law in Canada.

Fake news! Our separation of church and state is so complete it is political suicide for a politician to even mention what church they attend, if any.

For a supposedly multi-cultural country we assimilate our immigrants a whole lot easier and faster than you fucking lot.

Take your xenophobic fears elsewhere, scaredy cat! Oh no! The big bad boogie man of an immigrant is out to get me! Chicken shit pussy!

 

[KingOrfeo]

I don't practice that Sharia
I don't have no crystal ball . . .