todays my birthday.

[smallbreastman]

well jan 5th, is my birthday, so as am allowed to have my wishes cum true.!!
i have decided i am going to have a full fetish session ALL day..
i have .....cock rings..candle wax..nipple clamps.*****state dildo..tens machine..
i fully intend to get happy, high, and turned on with, cannabis, stella artois,and of course lots and lots of porn,and lots of edging till i burst my balls.....
gary69 xhamster.com alias , smallbreastman..

sorry if this post is in the wrong place...it is my day after all..xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Fata Morgana]

Phil, can I have next Friday afternoon off please?

 

[kotori]

Happy Fifteenth!

 

[smallbreastman]

have corrected my profile date. 5/1/57. i am a proud 56....

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

well jan 5th, is my birthday, so as am allowed to have my wishes cum true.!!
i have decided i am going to have a full fetish session ALL day..
i have .....cock rings..candle wax..nipple clamps.*****state dildo..tens machine..
i fully intend to get happy, high, and turned on with, cannabis, stella artois,and of course lots and lots of porn,and lots of edging till i burst my balls.....
gary69 xhamster.com alias , smallbreastman..

sorry if this post is in the wrong place...it is my day after all..xxxxxxxxxxxx

Boy, are you in the wrong place.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Your user name is offensive to women with medium or large breasts. Unless you are self-describing, in which case shouldn't it be small moobs man?

 

[lovetoread]

Small moob man is my next username.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You better get it before it's snatched up, chicks dig moobs.

 

[Squibbs]

I hope you get hit by a bus you limey fuckhead.

 

[lovetoread]

Wait, Chicks Dig Moobs is awesome as well.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I think you may have a winner.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wonder if smallbreastman is in any way related to bigcockguy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I tried to claim bighairybellydude, but someone already had it.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The day I spend my birthday alone and masturbating, feel free to empty your AR into me.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

happy bday

 

[parodyluvr75]

I wonder if smallbreastman is in any way related to bigcockguy.

Now you did it. They're bitter rivals. This will lead to the biggest drama on the general board



since last night.