Today is the last day for human civilization.

[Black_Bird]

Today, a leader is seriously concidering the use of nucular weapons.

Today, someone is pondering the difficulties involved in invading your county.

Today, someone is thinking about killing you, because they can make a profit off of it.

Today, someone in office of a democratic nation wants nothing more then to become a dictator.

Today, someone is eyeing up your house and waiting for you to leave.

Today someone is eyeing up your son or daughter.

Today is the day your parents will both die.

Today is the day your first true love will walk into on-coming traffic.

Today is the day you will over medicate yourself and slip into a coma.

Have a nice day.

 

[metal_minx]

thanks for the cheery thoughts BB...here have a puppyhttp://www.ahajokes.com/funpages/puppy.jpg

 

[Black_Bird]

A puppy? Why, that's better then a flaowuer.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm prepared for the anti-apocolypse.

 

[SpectralDragoon]

It's been today for the last 2,000+ years. Minus the nuclear weapons of course.

 

[MinkSoul]

I'm prepared for the anti-apocolypse.

Isn't that the Garden of Eden?



Hi KillerMuffin....

 

[Black_Bird]

I'm prepared for the anti-apocolypse.

You aren't prepared for anything.

Not even the next few minutes.

 

[metal_minx]

A puppy? Why, that's better then a flaowuer.

yes it is...you cant cuddle a flaowuer

 

[metal_minx]

You aren't prepared for anything.

Not even the next few minutes.

why try being prepared...just flow with it, like the stream...BB i bet you were not prepared for the pure cuteness that puppy just brought into your life...i bet you smiled when you didn't think you would

 

[SpectralDragoon]

like the stream, good stuff metal.


"Water can flow or water can crash, be like water my friend."

- Bruce Lee

 

[Shaq]

Well there's no time better than the present...

 

[metal_minx]

like the stream, good stuff metal.


"Water can flow or water can crash, be like water my friend."

- Bruce Lee

like daoism...you dont fight you flow

 

[Shaq]

I thought I replied to this thread....turns out I didn't...strange...

Oh no...I see my post now....

 

[metal_minx]

I thought I replied to this thread....turns out I didn't...strange...

Oh no...I see my post now....

you weren't expecting that were you?

 

[Black_Bird]

why try being prepared...just flow with it, like the stream...BB i bet you were not prepared for the pure cuteness that puppy just brought into your life...i bet you smiled when you didn't think you would

You are right; I wasn't prepared for that response. Take out the "I" in the sentance preceeding this, and there is no need to be prepared.

 

[OpposingBalance]

yes it is...you cant cuddle a flaowuer

Yeah, but do you really want to sniff a puppy?

 

[metal_minx]

Yeah, but do you really want to sniff a puppy?

yes when they're clean and they have that cute puppy breath

 

[Black_Bird]

yes when they're clean and they have that cute puppy breath

And you aren't holding them upside down...

 

[metal_minx]

And you aren't holding them upside down...

meanie

 

[Black_Bird]

meanie

I kill puppies.

And kittens...

 

[metal_minx]

I kill puppies.

And kittens...

LOL...damn i just contributed to that today while i was in the shower

 

[Black_Bird]

LOL...damn i just contributed to that today while i was in the shower

Did you kill a puppy or a kitten?

 

[metal_minx]

Did you kill a puppy or a kitten?

i'm gonna go with kitten

 

[OpposingBalance]

LOL!

Thats great. Seen that one before, but not with the caption at the bottom.