Today is International Margarita Day

[Destinys_Bitch]

and I have a huge headstart.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Brought to you by the Mexican Agave Growers Association.


salty rims...

 

[CandiCame]

I have no alcohol and no one willing to buy for me.

*sigh*

Margarita Day saddens me.

 

[1sickbastard]

I have no alcohol and no one willing to buy for me.

*sigh*

Margarita Day saddens me.

What's sad is a Kentucky boy not being able to find any moonshine. There's just something basically wrong with that.

 

[CandiCame]

What's sad is a Kentucky boy not being able to find any moonshine. There's just something basically wrong with that.

I honestly don't know where to get any shine that I trust.

Anyone I could get it from would tell my grandpa- who would then beat my ass. And I'm not 14, so that would just piss me off.

Plus- I don't really like to drink fire. I'm a lightweight. If I put something to my lips and it has no taste, but I pour it down my throat and then I realize it was lava- I don't take any more drinks. Because I am, what we here in the mountains, like to call a pansy ass.

I want something painfully gay- like a margarita or something else fruity- or, I dunno, spiced rum or something like that. Not paint thinner.

 

[IsabellaKing]

bottoms up.

 

[1sickbastard]

I honestly don't know where to get any shine that I trust.

Anyone I could get it from would tell my grandpa- who would then beat my ass. And I'm not 14, so that would just piss me off.

Plus- I don't really like to drink fire. I'm a lightweight. If I put something to my lips and it has no taste, but I pour it down my throat and then I realize it was lava- I don't take any more drinks. Because I am, what we here in the mountains, like to call a pansy ass.

I want something painfully gay- like a margarita or something else fruity- or, I dunno, spiced rum or something like that. Not paint thinner.

Painfully gay. Hmmmm

Like a mind-eraser?

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

International Margarita Day was so yesterday.

 

[1sickbastard]

International Margarita Day was so yesterday.

It's a good thing I'm not drinking margaritas then.

 

[CandiCame]

Painfully gay. Hmmmm

Like a mind-eraser?

Something that makes my memory of the night, not exactly erased, but this;

http://i.imgur.com/NS4vq.jpg

 

[CandiCame]

Something that makes my memory of the night, not exactly erased, but this;

http://i.imgur.com/NS4vq.jpg

edit: WAIT!

I think I'm thinking LSD.

 

[1sickbastard]

Something that makes my memory of the night, not exactly erased, but this;

http://i.imgur.com/NS4vq.jpg

Too bad I can;t see the image.

edit: WAIT!

I think I'm thinking LSD.

LSD is overrated. You might want to look into growing San Pedro cactii

 

[CandiCame]

Too bad I can;t see the image.

LSD is overrated. You might want to look into growing San Pedro cactii

Really?

Because that sounds easy. Cacti grow with no water, right? Could you tell me more of this?

 

[1sickbastard]

Really?

Because that sounds easy. Cacti grow with no water, right? Could you tell me more of this?

A little, but not much. Pm me and we'll talk. But tomorrow. Right now I'm for bed.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Was it National or International??

I missed it.

 

[HoHoBomb]

It's not Cinco de Taco

 

[John Doe]

It's not Cinco de Taco

No, but it's almost Beer:30.