Toast Points are Pure Tool Kit

[perks]

for eating caviar.

 

[Dillinger]

Now that actually makes sense!

 

[perks]

and I was dying to say it, thanks for the opportunity.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

for eating caviar.

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Do you know how many serious eye injuries are caused by inattentive people eating caviar? Those toast points can cause blindness to the unwary.

To alleviate this problem, I am developing "Unpointy toast points."


I will keep you updated.

 

[perks]

they're called blini.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

yummy

 

[kotori]

too salty, perquita, for my plebian palate

 

[LukkyKnight]

yummy

You've been looking at your own avatar again, haven't you?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

It's all those chest av's...and nipples...and pouty lips...Yummeh

 

[perks]

you're so beautiful, fuck the caviar.

 

[perks]

and Viejo, you need a nice golden osetra, it's not as salty as the rest.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

No... fuck Me

 

[kotori]

i've only had the black beluga (i think)--an acquired taste.

but then same could be said for guinness. practice, practice, practice.

 

[kotori]

morgy

you're so beautiful . . .

i agree; no way do i want to think about fish roe

 

[LukkyKnight]

No... fuck Me

with pleasure

 

[perks]

she was talking to me, beast.

and beluga is supposedly the best one, more of a buttery sensation on the tongue. I graded caviar for a year, and you know, the only reason I think it's considered the best is because it is harder to come by due to the length of time it takes for the female to mature for reproduction.

Other than that, give me an osetra any day. I'd much rather have that texture and taste, plus the golden is gorgeous.

 

[erosman]

fuck the fish roe...


give me those oysters....the Rocky Mountain kind




they'll put the boost in your thrusters

 

[perks]

you need boost in your thrusters? for some reason I reaaaaaaally don't believe that.

 

[erosman]

now, perks, it all depends on the destination...





to reach the orgasm-induced coma, it takes some viscerally boosted attitude