Toast Mounts are Pure Wool Spit

[Dillinger]

Y'all know what I mean? Course you do.

Uh... can someone fill me in though?

 

[Laurel]

I won't buy a toast mount unless it's at least 98% wool spit.

 

[cybergirly]

Why would you want to mount toast to start with? Do you hang it on the wall like a mounted fish?

 

[Myrrdin]

98% wool spit...

hair balls?

 

[phrodeau]

Y'all know what I mean? Course you do.

Uh... can someone fill me in though?

You should know, Dill. Your toast mount has some of the purest wool spit I've ever seen.