To Those "Sensitive Modern Males" Out There

Sensitive modern male are men who want to be women but like their life the way it is.
 
Well, what is an insensitive old-fashioned male? the opposite?

My life is a contradiction. I'm both.
 
lavender said:
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

What is the "sensitive modern male." Is it just another disingenuous ploy to get some ass? ;)

Lavy they are one of them URBAN LEGENDS;) ;)

Everybody has heard of them, but no woman has ever seen one....lol;)
 
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april-wine said:


Lavy they are one of them URBAN LEGENDS;) ;)

Everybody has heard of them, but no woman has ever seen one....lol;)

That's excellent. An urban legend. Our heads are full of them
 
Being a sensitive male isn't really a ploy.. or a choice for that matter...

Some guys are just romantic, or overly sensitive, or both.. And frankly, it sucks hardcore, because (yay, time to get my head bitten off agian!) the modern female, for the most part, is less sensitive than the sensitive modern male.. It leaves the male open to emotional and mental abusers, easy prey for emotional vampires and mindfuckers..
 
Heaven forbid that he should see this, but I have a friend who seems to be the male equivalent of a "fag hag," as I've seen the term used. While he is definitely heterosexual, he likes to hang around with the queer community, march in gay pride, etc. I'm among his few hetero friends, and I can't really discuss sex with him--except in the most abstract of terms. He's an odd mixture of almost Victorian sexual repression coupled with a great tolerance for the even the strangest sexual behavior and those that politically align themselves with various "lifestyles."

He is ultra-sensitive, and as about politically correct as they come. He's a great guy, but very self-conscious.

I think he would qualify as a "Sensitive Modern Male."
 
Senstive? According to those folks who like me I am.

Modern? I own an electric car dammit!

Male? Hold on a second.......yup.

No legend gals! Here I am.
 
It's the male that promises not to cum in your mouth....and actually means it.

oh yeah, that's sensitive
 
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april-wine said:


Lavy they are one of them URBAN LEGENDS;) ;)

Everybody has heard of them, but no woman has ever seen one....lol;)

well my cousin's best friend's roommate's grandma saw one once...

his name was ghandi, or something like that

(you're so funny, april)
 
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sigh said:


well my cousin's best friend's roommate's grandma saw one once...

his name was ghandi, or something like that

(you're so funny, april)

Again, I meet all of the requirements. I'm sensitive(I cried during Forrest Gump) I'm modern(A PS2 and I'm getting an X-box for my birthday) and as the girls field hockey team could tell you, I'm definitely male.
 
I'm not totally sure which thread is funnier - this one, or the lesbian tongue one. All I know is that I'm going to pass out soon if I don't stop laughing so hard.
 
Laurel said:
I'm not totally sure which thread is funnier - this one, or the lesbian tongue one. All I know is that I'm going to pass out soon if I don't stop laughing so hard.

I think it is the lesbian tongue one by the whisker, yes?:)
 
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EBW said:


Again, I meet all of the requirements. I'm sensitive(I cried during Forrest Gump) I'm modern(A PS2 and I'm getting an X-box for my birthday) and as the girls field hockey team could tell you, I'm definitely male.

but i thought ghandi was dead...

isn't he?
 
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sigh said:


but i thought ghandi was dead...

isn't he?

Sure, I'm just cruising for pussy points.
 
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EBW said:


Sure, I'm just cruising for pussy points.

fair enough...two pussy points for you
 
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sigh said:


fair enough...two pussy points for you

Oh boy, wait till PC hears about this!
 
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EBW said:


Oh boy, wait till PC hears about this!

sorry, dear...did you just read his latest post over on the lesbian tongue thread? he got ten pussy points for that one

wondering how many pussy points i have left to give out and how i'm supposed to redeem them...? are there rules for this? do i have to take you to chat and show you a good time?

maybe i should have looked into this before i committed myself
 
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sigh said:


sorry, dear...did you just read his latest post over on the lesbian tongue thread? he got ten pussy points for that one

wondering how many pussy points i have left to give out and how i'm supposed to redeem them...? are there rules for this? do i have to take you to chat and show you a good time?

maybe i should have looked into this before i committed myself


Yeah, I'm still way behind.

I think they're like bazooka Joe comics. They offer awesome prizes but it's so hard to work your way up to the level they need that no one ever redeems.
 
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