To those of you with no self restraint who post 100 stupid threads a day

[KillerMuffin]

I don't like what you post. My perogative, so I try to ignore you despite the fact that you wash the board with your ridiculous insipidness in which about 10 people seem to enjoy. So I bitch. I have that right.

You don't like what I have to say, ignore me. If you can't handle my opinions, ignore me. If you don't like what I post, ignore me. Feel free to bitch about me too. See if I care.

Can't beat them, join them. I have more time online than you do, I have a veritable plethora of stupidity that you cannot begin to rival. Maybe I should ruin your fun on the board with stupid knock knock jokes. I hear them all the time, I have a five year old who just discovered them. You think you're witty, I think the joke wore off after the first day.

I have no complaint with nightlight who intelligently enough recognized when enough was too much. There is a place for inane threads, party threads, and joking threads. They are needed. We just don't need nothing but inane threads. It's called moderation. I appreciate inanity and stupidity as much as the next moron, I just don't like a steady diet of it. I, unlike some on the board, like to think too.

Those of you who don't like me or my opinion, well, tough stuff babies, cause I could really care less what you think.

Keep posting Nitelight, now that you've quit creating fifty new threads a day, I find your posts very enjoyable. It wasn't so bad when you were the only one who was doing it, but a certain other member of this board seems to think it's not only cute, but his own original idea.

Anyway, my last bitch on this subject.

 

[LacyCasy]

Anyway, my last bitch on this subject.

Promises Promises but we can all hope it is!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Killer Muffin we mustn't upset people like LacyCasy whose opinions are the only ones who matter. The rest of us do not matter. As Long as LacyCasy and her kin are happy that is all that matters. Moderation does not matter just LacyCasy's happiness. You would do good to remember that KillerMuffin

 

[Wizard]

Awww here we go........................

 

[KillerMuffin]

What? No party? This thread is stupid and insipid with no thought behind it. I thought we liked those kinds of things.

 

[JadedHeart]

Killer Muffin we mustn't upset people like LacyCasy whose opinions are the only ones who matter. The rest of us do not matter. As Long as LacyCasy and her kin are happy that is all that matters. Moderation does not matter just LacyCasy's happiness. You would do good to remember that KillerMuffin

Did you not read KillerMuffin's post? She just finished ripping Nitelight a new asshole, and you have the nerve to accuse LacyCasy of feeling her opinion is the only one that matters? Have you completely lost it?

 

[Chuckus]

I believe in moderation. I like the silly threads too, brings a bit more enjoyment to the table than all serious threads.....this is suppose to be fun.........so in moderation let the games continue!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

What kinda games you wanna play Chuckus? I like games too. Let's hijack this thread. Take it to Monte Carlo and we can spend some of the big bucks. Maybe go see a Casablanca rerun.

 

[Chuckus]

I dunno.........pretty open....if I don't know how to play I can figure it out or be taught......what you want to play? Twister or something?

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's a good idea, I have some passionfruit massage oil we can use, that is unless you have something against naked oiled bodies twisting around each other in impossibly shaped positions until they fall, writhing upon a mat.

 

[Chuckus]

Pretzel like shapes even.....yea with oil........and naked.....yea thats the ticket....that's it!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You have a twister game? I don't, just the oil.

 

[Chuckus]

*walking to the closet in the hallway.......picking up a couple of boxes....moving some stuff around*

I got it!!!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Left Foot Blue

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Stupid posts?

No big deal really.

Now..... KM?

She's not only a big deal but the real deal.

Man, I'd like to knock-knock her 3 times.

Yep 3 times would do us fine. Us.

3 times.

 

[Cheri]

I've decided to use this thread to revel the fact that I'm really a man. Yeah I sem to know alot about the female condition from child birth to the current state of the female condition but that's only because I watch a hell of alot of the Discovery Channel. Well there, whew, I feel alot better. You all can call me Richard now if you want.
Oh yeah and Miss Muff you can kiss my hairy but nonexistant man butt!

 

[BlueRooster]

I've decided to use this thread to revel the fact that I'm really a man. Yeah I sem to know alot about the female condition from child birth to the current state of the female condition but that's only because I watch a hell of alot of the Discovery Channel. Well there, whew, I feel alot better. You all can call me Richard now if you want.
Oh yeah and Miss Muff you can kiss my hairy but nonexistant man butt!

Uh educated rita, you mispelled a word above and haven't fix it in like an hour! Oh nevermind... seem --> sem, short for semen.

If your a man I'll lick it before I stick it! Yikes! What the hell is this "thread"--whatever the hell that means(doesn't that come from the mid 80's bbs'ing days(devo-whip it good)) about anyways. Oh my Hayes 2400 baud External modem top of the line and at 198 bucks what could beat that!
Good grief stuart, that cat is stuck on the frigidaire again. Step step step away from the crack pipe. Stop saying that to me you old bastard. Remember when Kip Winger was chasing seventeen year old Britney Spears... ah yes, I was a sophomore in high school.

Anyone reading this now knows me. Threesome?

Alyrahh, Cheri? Who is your daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is what I get for stealing time at work to schmoooze the internet with my boss. I missed something between finding the twister game and whose someone's daddy. Uhm, huh?

 

[Rosebud]

muffy babe you have mail...........

 

[Cheri]

Dear God who is that incoherent person?
For all you know I might know buckets about semen....duh.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Maybe the buckets of semen is why Joel quit...

I'm missing your point entirely. Pretend I'm stupid, that's probably not a stretch, and try again.

 

[DriveSouth]

Good-Ass post Muffin....

No wonder it only takes a month or two to become a guru...

 

[Whispersecret]

You, GO GIRL.

 

[Cheri]

Doncha hate it when you gotta explain a joke cause it was so lame?

Joke....dumb and lame it would seem. Didn't think I was soooo girlie that no one would doubt my big (joke) revelation. So now my inner Richard must go unfulfilled.
As for BR, I have no idea. It made no sense to me either.

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL, okay. I have the remnants of the flu, I knew you were a girl, the sarcasm just went flying over my head, I think it smacked the StudMuffin he snorted and started mumbling about the damned japs. I'm throwing out his WW2 books when I find them.