to play or not to play

[JohnnyAplSeed]

So im sitting here reading these fun stories when it occures to me: I wonder how many other people lie to play while they read? HOw long does it take you to really want to take your clothes off and treat your body like an amusement park ride? These are some of the questions that pop into my head when im left to my own devices...

 

[Lasher]

Ewwww... You mean there are people that acutally masturbate??? While reading erotic stories????

That's fucked up.

Sickos!

 

[Pyper]

I like to play Monopoly while I read erotic stories.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Stories?

I just come here to get insulted. I didn't realize there were stories, as well.

 

[JohnnyAplSeed]

the wrong question

Apparently i asked the wrong question. For me the question is not If? but When? is there such a thing as cronic masterbation, and where do i sign up?

 

[Lasher]

I like to play Monopoly while I read erotic stories.

Thank god.

If you were masturbating that would be just plain sick.