To pee...or not to pee...that is the question...

[Shaq]

which raises more questions. Being the sports addict that I am it is not at all uncommon for me to delay menial activities like having to urine...stuff like that can wait until a commercial...


I thought it was more of a guy loving sports thing....but then for no reason at all I started thinking of other situations in which this happens and when this doesn't...


In movie theaters it's interesting that certain people will get up to urinate during a film but others won't....

Some people take preventative measures....they pee in advance to surpress the need to have to do so later....

Some individuals lie about urinating in order to avoid certain situations....at work, at school....and it always seems that others are forced to concede that you must urinate...when if the will is strong enough urination can be delayed for substantial periods of time...

"Honey I want sex."

"I have the pick the kids up."

"They can wait 20 minutes."

*sex*

"Honey I want sex"

"I have to pee"

"That can wait 20 minutes"

*pisses on carpet*

Am I the only one intrigued by this subject? Do you all have any stories, insights or comments to make? Do share...do share....

 

[CarolineOh]

When in doubt, squeeze it out.

 

[GuyJD]

By GuyJD

2 Pee or Not 2 Pee

To hold it in,
And let it sit.
Or wait until,
It's the best time to shit.

To let it squirt,
Or let it flow.
Or be th man,
And let it go.

To aim it straight,
And aim it wise.
And not hit the seats,
Or toilet sides.

Whatever the decision,
Whatever the choice.
I better release now,
Before my skivies get too moist.

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[lovetoread]

I pee.

 

[calypso_21]

Damn...

Now I have to go!

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Nearly every time I am watching football on television - if there hasn't been a goal - if I get up to go for a piss, I come back to the sofa to find the score has moved onto one-nil !

<s>

 

[Hamletmaschine]

This isn't gonna turn into one of those threads about pissing on people, or being pissed on by people, is it?

 

[celiaKitten]

This isn't gonna turn into one of those threads about pissing on people, or being pissed on by people, is it?

No, I think this one will more turn into the discussion about how as soon as you go to take a piss at a restaurant the food comes to the table ... that kind of thing.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Or one of our philosophical fellow Litsers will steer it into a discussion about how life is all about being figuratively pissed upon !

 

[InnocentAngel81]

tinkle tinkle tinkle *sigh* i dont have to go anymore. always remember to pee before and after sex, and try to go before you leave the house, that way someone will not have to hear you saying you have to go blocks away from the house.

 

[Guest]

This isn't gonna turn into one of those threads about pissing on people, or being pissed on by people, is it?

As I've always said,
IT IS BETTER TO BE PISSED OFF THAN TO BE PISSED ON.

Unless, of course, you're into that kind of stuff.