To our Current Crop of Newbies:

[Problem Child]

Please go back to whatever trailerpark you stumbled out of.

Taken as a whole you are, at best utterly boring, and at worst astoundingly stupid.

Thanx a bunch!

 

[alexandraaah]

Hey now, that hurts.

Oh wait, no it doesn't.

 

[Chuckus]

Howwwwwwwwddddddddyyyyyyyyy PC, nice to see your your same old self.

Don't go changing on us...........ya hear?

 

[lisalove]

Not only are you pissy, but you are exceedingly rude! Actually I rather like it here and i think now my mission is to annoy the fuck out of you....ooh wait there's a huge line-up.

 

[estevie]

Is this just the normal stupid shit or did I miss something today?

 

[Marxist]

Ditto Rush.

It's like a great big wave of stoopid.

 

[Problem Child]

Not only are you pissy, but you are exceedingly rude! Actually I rather like it here and i think now my mission is to annoy the fuck out of you....ooh wait there's a huge line-up.

I wasn't talking about you, and you know it.

 

[Starfish]

If you aren't someone I've gotten to know in person, or where not here last November, I probably don't have a fucking clue if you're an inbred Moonshine hocker, with a split rail fence marked around the area you call a yard, but everyone else calls a kiddy toilet.

If that is a discription of you, yes, go away.

 

[explain]

Yep, confirmed.
PC = Poster Child.
Go back to daddy, you fluffer.

 

[Problem Child]

Ditto Rush.

It's like a great big wave of stoopid.

A goddamn tsunami.

 

[freakygirl]

Nobody told PC that the Official Lit Welcoming Committee wasn't being run by him anymore, did they?

 

[alexandraaah]

Yep, confirmed.
PC = Poster Child.
Go back to daddy, you fluffer.

Can we keep him daddy? Puhleeese? I like this one.

 

[Problem Child]

Yep, confirmed.
PC = Poster Child.
Go back to daddy, you fluffer.

Thanx, bro.

 

[Chuckus]

Super Dooper Tsunami wave of Shit??? Really.........damn it is going to stink for a while until things air out!!!!

 

[explain]

Can we keep him daddy? Puhleeese? I like this one.

You know, I'm starting to appreciate YOU more too... At least you have taste in men... <e-hem>

 

[marksgirl]

Just how newbie is newbie?

 

[Private Vasquez]

but my trailer park doesn't want me back

 

[estevie]

Nobody told PC that the Official Lit Welcoming Committee wasn't being run by him anymore, did they?

LMAO

 

[Chuckus]

Nobody told PC that the Official Lit Welcoming Committee wasn't being run by him anymore, did they?

and who is running it now????

 

[Problem Child]

Super Dooper Tsunami wave of Shit??? Really.........damn it is going to stink for a while until things air out!!!!

How's your arm dude? Can you still wank to porn?

 

[freakygirl]

and who is running it now????

not sure...

maybe we need to have an election

I nominate PC

 

[Kalyn]

Wait, how did you know I lived in the trailer park?? Oh yeah, you were here last night getting some nookie from the crack hore next door. You might want to keep a eye on that rash.

 

[Chuckus]

How's your arm dude? Can you still wank to porn?

NO.

My right wrist is FUBAR'd and my LEFT THUMB is all swollen UP and is thus makes it useless for wanking, suppose the SO Babe will be doing all the work

 

[Chuckus]

not sure...

maybe we need to have an election

I nominate PC

I second that.............

 

[lisalove]

I wasn't talking about you, and you know it.

Hmmm you're starting to soften....come by the trailer a little later, I'll wait up for you. (oh yeah and bring some Jack Daniels). Woohoo I'm so giddy I can hardly contain myself.