To makers of small-town TV commercials
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Miss_Misaki
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Aw, but those things are so darn catchy*!
Lookie, lookie, lookie!
Here comes Cookie!
Cook's... PEST CONTROL!
Yay!!!
*adj: having the quality of planting root in your brain and refusing to gtfo.
Lookie, lookie, lookie!
Here comes Cookie!
Cook's... PEST CONTROL!
Yay!!!
*adj: having the quality of planting root in your brain and refusing to gtfo.
TE999
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There's this annoying woman in a commercial for a scratch and dent appliance store near here that shrieks like she has a wolverine in her panties while advertising their sales.
I'd like to lock her in a fridge and drop her in the river.
I'd like to lock her in a fridge and drop her in the river.
jomar
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I love them. All those awkward owners, their children, the local community theater actors and the cheesy effects.
A collection of those commercials would make a great coffee table book.
Safe_Bet
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Hey even big towns have weird/sucky commercials. If I never have to see another commercial for Cal Worthington and his fucking dog Spot again, I will be a happy woman!
(BTW, Spot is never really a dog. The best one was when Spot was a tiger and it started chasing his ass around the car!
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(BTW, Spot is never really a dog. The best one was when Spot was a tiger and it started chasing his ass around the car!
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TheeGoatPig
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I tried, but I couldn't find an ad for Carl's Diner here in West Milford. It was so bad it was hilarious. I wonder if I can find the ad that my mother was in for her old store...
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The banjos are making me cringe.
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Hey even big towns have weird/sucky commercials. If I never have to see another commercial for Cal Worthington and his fucking dog Spot again, I will be a happy woman!
(BTW, Spot is never really a dog. The best one was when Spot was a tiger and it started chasing his ass around the car!
I miss Cal Worthington.
voluptuary_manque
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I miss Cal Worthington.
Last I heard he was still alive, still owns those car dealerships and has a . . . 8? . . . -year-old son by his third marriage. He's 88.
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TE999
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Last I heard he was still alive, still owns those car dealerships and has a . . . 8? . . . -year-old son by his third marriage. He's 88.
He's an over achiever and a goal setter...I can tell....
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One of my all-time favorites, from Florida's Tire Kingdom. Disclaimer, I have done consulting work for the Tire King, who wrote and starred in his commercials.
jomar
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I watch the Superbowl for the cheesy, lowbrow commercials.
shereads
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He is really a king? An exiled king of some third-world former monarchy, who is now selling tires, I can see. But a monarch who presides over some mystical tire-based kingdom? I'm skeptical.
fieryjen
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Goat cheese is awesomely exciting in my mind.
midwestyankee
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No, he just called himself the Tire King. He loved making the cheesy commercials, though.
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The ones that get me down here are the lawyer ads with their testimonials.
Victim: I was broadsided by a delivery van and broke two fingers and injured my back. I sued for pain and suffering.
Lawyer: I got her $42,076.42! I'm Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer!
Of course, what he doesn't say is that the judgment was for $100,000 . . . .
Victim: I was broadsided by a delivery van and broke two fingers and injured my back. I sued for pain and suffering.
Lawyer: I got her $42,076.42! I'm Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer!
Of course, what he doesn't say is that the judgment was for $100,000 . . . .
voluptuary_manque
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Hahahaha...that's a real product too!
And it seems to work. We salt-water types need a bigger version, though. Three pound fish, indeed!
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This part kinda bothered me: "Fish should be dead six hours before deboning."
voluptuary_manque
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That's not too bad if they're kept on ice but if they have to soften up before it works . . . Ewwwww!
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