To Hell with all this Death shit - How'bout some wet pussy!?!

[Sparky Kronkite]

And hard ball slappin' - squishy, slurpy, nasty - doggie style fuckin'?

Nothing makes you want to live like a wet woman!!!! Sittin' on yer face and trying to stop yer breathing.

Nothing gets yer heart pounding like that first reach into the drawers of yer lover and finding hot excitement!!!

Nothing makes you want to live - like the search for just one more lover - just one more orgasm!!!

Nothing!!! Sex fucking rules!!!!

Suck my dick quick!!! Suck my dick!!

Oh sorry - got carried away.

 

[KillerMuffin]

KillerMuffin, holding Joe, the dripping wet feline recently fished out of the aquarium where she attempted to gain a free lunch, checks into the thread.

"Ooooops. Wrong pussy."

(Don't tell me you didn't see it coming.)

 

[Expertise]

WE LOVE IT!

Sparky you are a sage.

What more fitting celebration of life could there be than to worhip at the alter upon which it was conceived.

 

[TN_Vixen]

And hard ball slappin' - squishy, slurpy, nasty - doggie style fuckin'?

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm yes! What he said.. *points*

 

[Silverlily]

KillerMuffin, holding Joe, the dripping wet feline recently fished out of the aquarium where she attempted to gain a free lunch, checks into the thread.

"Ooooops. Wrong pussy."

(Don't tell me you didn't see it coming.)

Damn, woman, you made me spill my coffee! That was too funny!

 

[Cheri]

Oh Sparky, if you wanted me to squirt on you, all you had to do was ask.

 

[CW]

Yes indeed,,,

sounds like a plan for this Friday afternoon, evening, and possibly on into Saturday morning.

And, to think,,, here I was without a clue as to what to do tonight,,,

GAWD Sparky, you do have a way of lifting that depressing veil of death away,,,

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hell Cheri -

I would volunteer to drown in your wonderful flow.

 

[kathy stl]

You aren't born knowing this stuff!

Ok. I grew up in the back hills of america, didn't have a mother (well yes I had one, the whole birth thing, but anyway)and so I wasn't so sharp about a lotta things. I do have a point here. I remember learning that pussies even got wet by reading an old beat up book, I think it was Carpetbaggers by whatshisname - Harold Robbins (god sometimes the memory does work)? and in one scene the beautiful woman who I was idolizing by that time, met the beautiful man at a restaurant and she wet her pussy, panties and skirt right through to the chair. She was too embarrassed to stand up so the beautiful man "spilled" a glass of water in her lap. Giving her an excuse to be wet of course.

More than anything, I want to relive that scene for real! WANTED: SWF seeks chance encounter with a man obessed with old Harold Robbins novels.

I admit I was still confused about why she got wet, and especially how, but when I finally "got wet", at least I knew what was going on.

 

[Guest]

~sigh~

Pussy does sound good right about now. I haven't had any in a long time.

 

[Cheri]

Next time I drop by NYC, I'll try my best, but bring a snorkel to save me the trouble of explaining to the police.

 

[Wizard]

I vote for some good old ass slapping hard core loving...............WTF is up with all this death and Depression shit..................Come on folks get a grip on it 33 years old and never been depressed...two kidney transplants.......I could have been may times.....ALL WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to pull yourself together and move on instead of sitting around feeling sorry for yourself...........I can't take this whoa is me shit, everone feel sorry for me....You want to kill yourself? So do it.........Sit around asking for attention.........Hey the ship sank ........get over it..........

 

[CW]

REALLY???????

You need to pull yourself together and move on instead of sitting around feeling sorry for yourself...........I can't take this whoa is me shit, everone feel sorry for me....You want to kill yourself? So do it.........Sit around asking for attention.........Hey the ship sank ........get over it..........

It would be so nice if everyone had your consitution, or even mine,,, but they don't,,, and some of 'em just need a place to talk it out while they get their bearings again.

Callous, crude and rather a bit insensitive there Wizard.

 

[Thumper]

I am losing it I think......

...every time I read the title to this thread it always sounds mentally like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers....

 

[Vlad]

Fuck, fuck, and double fuck!

I'll finish my last daily report about 2AM and my girl and I will head for South Beach! Damn, my woman has a hot pussy! Can't wait!

 

[Nicole]

Well just lately I seem to be wet all the goddamn time .... who wants to help me with that??? *looking innocently*