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Sparky Kronkite

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I'm sorry........

When I think of the human sexual experience, "my human sexual experience" and relate it to this particular image.......

Me hunched over, sitting at my computer, eyes glazed in the reflective glow of the monitor, seething/grimacing in wild, abadoned lust - pants down around my ackles - right hand a blur, swiftly alternating between my pecker and tapping on the keyboard.......Waiting, waiting, waiting......For the next sexual reply to appear on the screen....Waiting, wiating, waiting......What will she do next? Waiting, waiting, waiting.... To get off and spew in my hand.....

Well....

I just fucking laugh my ass off!!!

I "just can't see that image" without stupid-grinning and simple-thinking "how fucking pitifull that would be....."

For me. For me. For me.

Of course, everybody's different.
 
I have a similar image myself, it makes me laugh every time.
I feel so utterly ridiculous, but I can't help it, it's me!


I'm sorry for the wait. My cat was noticing my left hand moving around under my skirt after that last reply, and well, it wasn't pretty. Thank gawd she's declawed. Oooohhh thank gawd. It kinda killed the mood for me so I had to go back and re-read what was previously written and I got so excited I came. Too bad you missed it, it was very, well... wet. I blame you for the mess, by the way. I need a shower, some furniture polish, and a steam cleaner. I hope the smell of pussy comes out of carpet....
 
:D

When I think of Ambro and sexuality, this is the image that comes to my mind:

Ambro: C'mon baby, let's get it on. FG: Not tonight baby, my feet hurt. *snicker* Sorry darlin, couldn't resist it. However, when you talk to us, you could take her toes out of your mouth. I am inspired to polish my toenails. What color should I use?
 
When I think of KM and sexuality..... I...... I ..... I ..... stutter.
 
Damn, you can't see the image? Sparky's was pretty fuckin hot. Always wanted to see a guy do that. yummmmm.
 
And now I know that KillerMuffin's crush on me is so much more. Yes!! I Win!!
 
LOL Ambro, anything fer you baby.

Yes, CB, today is a vivisection kinda day.
 
:):):):)

I am scheduling some alone time even as I write this.*weg*
 
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