To bra or not to bra, that's the question

KillerMuffin

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So I'm lazy and wearing layers. Beneath which is your standard make and model over the shoulder boulder holder.

It's irritating me. But it's also cold in here and would require about five minutes worth of effort to remove the blasted thing.

I'm in the nipples of a dilemma.
 
What about the "pull the arms into the shirt and take the bra off while the shirt stays on" trick? Layers all stay layered and nipples stay happy.
 
I'll be doing a combination of calculus, copyediting for buddies, and writing smut. Perhaps with a wild moment when I get up for tea.

You remember the av?

:eek:


Hello, Phoenyx.
 
Do you wear a titsling...? Or do you wear a brasierre?

Bette Midler always introduces us to the more mind provoking questions.
 
KillerMuffin said:
I'll be doing a combination of calculus, copyediting for buddies, and writing smut. Perhaps with a wild moment when I get up for tea.

You remember the av?

:eek:


Hello, Phoenyx.

Then by all means, let the girls free!

And of course I remember...uh...that you're a brunette. Yeah that's what I meant.
 
SaintPeter said:
What about the "pull the arms into the shirt and take the bra off while the shirt stays on" trick?

Exactly, Peteypie.

I can do that trick while driving a stick-shift in traffic and talking on a cell phone.

Need lessons, Muffy? :)
 
KillerMuffin said:
So I'm lazy and wearing layers. Beneath which is your standard make and model over the shoulder boulder holder.

It's irritating me. But it's also cold in here and would require about five minutes worth of effort to remove the blasted thing.

I'm in the nipples of a dilemma.

Run into the bathroom, turn on the heat in there and shut the door. In a few minutes it oughta be toasty enough (unless your bathroom is huge) to peel down to your nipples then layer back up again without discomfort.

You could make it even more efficient by taking the chance to pee while you're at it.

Works for me, anyway.
 
CelestialBody said:
I won't touch your cock-not with a ten foot pole. It bites.
:eek: I think I may have been maligned here, but I need to go consult with AskACumSlut
 
If I know I'll be putting on enough layers to hide any ensuing nippage, the bra never even goes on.

You really need to remove it though. Boobs are like wine... they must be allowed to breathe.
 
pagancowgirl said:
Boobs are like wine... they must be allowed to breathe.
Ah, now I understand. Best when held in the mouth for extended periods so they warm up and reveal the depth of their mysteries. Some better with age, others meant to be consumed young... yes, it's all much clearer to me now.
 
LukkyKnight said:
Ah, now I understand. Best when held in the mouth for extended periods so they warm up and reveal the depth of their mysteries. Some better with age, others meant to be consumed young... yes, it's all much clearer to me now.

I felt that in my toes.
 
Mischka said:
I usually forget I have a bra on.

Possibly funny story that I wouldn't be telling if I'd had any sleep at all in the past couple of days...

This past summer, I was visiting my mom. We were sitting out on the tailgate of the truck, drinking and talking while the kids chased fireflies in the yard.

Anyway, I was bragging about this bra I'd bought that was sooooo comfortable. I was telling her that she really needed to get one, because it was one of those bras that was so comfortable, you hardly knew you were wearing one.

I pulled up my t-shirt to show her... and we both discovered that I wasn't wearing a bra. I'd taken it off while driving to her house and completely forgotted.
 
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