To be a Pilgrim

[Dapperguy]

Is self flagellation the way forward for the human race?

 

[FGB]

OK.

You are going th have to explain this on to me.

 

[thør]

Only for Catholics.

 

[Filipinawife]

Only for Catholics.

They have a lot to answer for

 

[thør]

Indeed so.

 

[Dapperguy]

To be a flagellate is to be free from the bondage of your own skin. I use a 15 tongue flagellator, with six carnelian stones threaded into each tongue, as they bite like barbed wire. I flagellate 3 times a week for 7 minutes, as this is the opaque number in the universe, according to Guru Sri Ashphoriandipth. To be enlightened to your sexual other, you need to flagellate him out of your skin. A wise man will discern the nature of his sexual atrophy, which is the primeval purpose of flagellation.