To all the people, who have pissed me off this year:

[Summery]

I am sending you, a nicely gift wrapped fruitcake.

Enjoy..

Happy Holidays!

 

[KillerMuffin]

What a coinkydink. I'm sending you one too. Just not the alcoholic one now.

 

[Rhys]

another fucking list thread I see.

 

[calypso_21]

LoL...I would rather have a King Cake!

 

[april-wine]

So what do I have to do to get that bow????????

 

[Rhys]

and chip a tooth on the charms inside...no thank you!

but the flavoured King Cakes are very good

 

[calypso_21]

and chip a tooth on the charms inside...no thank you!

but the flavoured King Cakes are very good

It is all in how you eat it! Where is Summery?

 

[Summery]

So what do I have to do to get that bow????????

Book a flight, and come out here for a visit!

 

[Eumenides]

*Checking list of indiscretions*

Whew! I don't see "Pissed off Summery" in there.

Thank God! Though, I could have used the fruitcake for a doorstop.

 

[Rhys]

It is all in how you eat it! Where is Summery?

There she is bow and all

 

[ridddder]

"Cake And Sodomy"

I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck
virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity
red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?"
porno-nation, evaluation
what's this, "time for segregation"
libido, libido fascination, too much oral defication
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy
(I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck)
vcr's and vasoline, tv-fucked by plastic queens
cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean?
bible-belt 'round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place
yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy

 

[Rubyfruit]

Dammit!

I was hoping for cookies.



Happy, happy Summery.

 

[Summery]

Re: Dammit!

I was hoping for cookies.



Happy, happy Summery.

Honey, I would much rather send myself to you for Christmas!
I come with cookies.

 

[perks]

thanks Summery.

Muah.

 

[Shaq]

I like fruitcake...

 

[Rhys]

"Cake And Sodomy"

I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck
virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity
red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?"
porno-nation, evaluation
what's this, "time for segregation"
libido, libido fascination, too much oral defication
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy
(I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck)
vcr's and vasoline, tv-fucked by plastic queens
cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean?
bible-belt 'round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place
yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy

Marilyn Manson...now there's a christmas gift

I would like to meet Twiggy though...he strikes me as cool.

 

[Summery]

thanks Summery.

Muah.

I have a special cake, just for you!

 

[Freya]

Sorry Summery, I didn't mean to. Please don't send the dreaded fruitcake.

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Re: Dammit!

Honey, I would much rather send myself to you for Christmas!
I come with cookies.

I heard you cum with Godiva icecream too!

 

[perks]

I have a special cake, just for you!

do I get to lick the frosting?

 

[Rhys]

I wanna lick the frosting! And the cream!!!

 

[Summery]

Re: Re: Re: Dammit!

I heard you cum with Godiva icecream too!

That is in fact true. Dark chocolate raspberry truffle...to be exact.

 

[Summery]

do I get to lick the frosting?

Yes. Slowly...

*Having naughty visuals of us in a kitchen cooking*

 

[Rhys]

You just like torturing me.

I have visuals...

*whimper*

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Dammit!

That is in fact true. Dark chocolate raspberry truffle...to be exact.

I could go for one of those...hmm...There is this pint of icecream in my freezer with someone's name written on it...wonder if she will notice it is gone?