To all the lovers out there (this is my "love women" list)...

[Smokey125]

.....

 

[Wings]

…and by “lovers” I mean both those who absolutely adore/worship their opposite sex (or whomever they’re attracted to) and also those who just have a lot of unconditional love inside them to share (such as myself). I was feeling down and bad about myself earlier today, and then I saw a thread on here about by and for women who absolutely love men, and what it is they love about us. I read through there, and gradually my self-esteem started rising. (There were a few not-so-nice comments in there, which made it plummet back to zero, but it climbed back up again) Anyway, it was overall extremely refreshing and wonderful to read such a thread—mainly given how much anti-male sentiment there is out there we’ve been inundated with—and I’ve seen several like this, that are hugely in favor of us, on various boards, but they’re nevertheless kind of rare. The last comment on it was several years ago, but I wanted to speak my feelings on it, hence this. First, I want to say to the pro-guy ladies: my level of thanks and gratitude for this sentiment is immeasurable, one, and two, you’ve inspired me to return the favor. So I’m making a list of all my favorite things I absolutely love about women. (Most of these are physical or sexual, but what the heck, this would be the place for it. I should also footnote most of these apply to my girlfriend of many years) I encourage you fellow guys to add your contributions as well!

I love the way a woman’s entire face lights up and glows when she smiles
I love how they let their gorgeous hair just grow and flow and cascade down their backs and still manage to take exquisite care of it
I love how soft they are when you hold them and how smooth their skin is
I love how they just want to hold you and cheer you up when you’re down
I love how incredibly sensitive their nipples are (or mine’s are, anyway) and how they squirm and jump when you touch them
I love how they gasp when you slip your hand between their legs
I love how when you start rubbing their shoulders, neck, back or feet they instantly melt in your hands—unlike M&Ms
I love how when you kiss them, they ARE like M&Ms
I love that when they fall in love with you, they feel a natural desire to stand by and up for you (no matter how they’re told they “should” behave)
I love their monogamy
I love how they enjoy returning your sweet gestures and doing romantic things for you (yes, guys (like me) actually really like to receive flowers and have their hand kissed too)
I love how they can stay utterly and purely in love with you even after YEARS together
I love how in bed they can be playful one minute and then intensely passionate the next
I love how voluptuous and curvy they are
I love love love (and also envy envy envy) their multiple orgasms
I love how when their g-spot is located, they become putty in your hands
I love how in any situation you can theoretically just look at one and be enchanted by the mere sight of her
I love how when she gives me a big ‘O’ she whispers “good night” and silently slips out ‘cause I’m gonna be in la-la-dreamland for a while
I love how they like to consistently tell you just simply how beautiful you are
I love the ones that accept the fact that they and we and all of us are flawed human beings and are okay with that
I love how they come home and are so happy to see you so they can spill their guts to you about how that b¡+¢h at work is making her life a living hell
I love how they bury themselves in you when you hold them and feel completely safe, secure and shielded from everything in your arms
I love how they (can sometimes) go ga-ga just for your hands and arms
I REALLY LOVE how they adore (and are sometimes downright mesmerized) watching you give yourself a ‘helping hand’ (or two), and wanting to join in with their hands and mouths
I love how they think it’s so cute (and/or flattering) when you get an unexpected erection and feel embarrassed by it
I love how they like to kiss you, nuzzle your nose and hold your hand—even if you’re nothing more than friends
I love the shape of her nose (can’t even explain that one, I just like a girl’s nose)
I love how they always want to be by your side and hang out with you, but also understand if you just need a little time to yourself once in a while
I love how most if not all of them have a kinky side but are just shy about showing it
I love how they get emotional and cry at a sad movie
I love how they have this amazing ability to randomly intensify my feelings about them and myself without even trying
I love it love it LOVE IT when a woman has a genuinely GOOD sense of humor
I love how hog wild they go when you tickle them and hit their exact precise deathly ticklish weak spot and they’re trying to get you back but can’t because they’re laughing too hard
I love how their tickle spot can also sometimes be their ‘magic’ spot
And most of all, I love the ones that purely love us, and how much they do
What else can I say…I just love girls to death. In fact, “love” is not even a sufficient word to describe it. Likely more to come at some point! Love, Smokey

I'm just going to quote this

 

[pink]

Huh? I'm confused, smokey.

 

[Smokey125]

What is it you're confused about?...I thought I pretty much explained it all in the first paragraph.
It crossed my mind it might not be the exact correct place in the forum to put something like it, but I didn't totally think so...

 

[ivantheterrible]

somebody's just trying to get laid.

 

[zipman]

I love when a woman farts.

Nothing says "I love you" like a kiss from her tushy.

 

[Smokey125]

JEEZ...FINE, why don't I just delete the thing if it was such a screw-up to begin with? Was just trying to do something kinda nice...God...

 

[HAL_9000]

JEEZ...FINE, why don't I just delete the thing if it was such a screw-up to begin with? Was just trying to do something kinda nice...God...

 

[BgMma]

I love when a woman farts.

Nothing says "I love you" like a kiss from her tushy.

I just HAD to quote this....

 

[BotanyBoy]

somebody's just trying to get laid.

*snicker* well not being an ass all the time helps...and I couldn't agree with the guy more, but I would have customized it for her and sent it to her.

I love when a woman farts.

Nothing says "I love you" like a kiss from her tushy.

In some countries it's an aphrodisiac~!

 

[BgMma]

JEEZ...FINE, why don't I just delete the thing if it was such a screw-up to begin with? Was just trying to do something kinda nice...God...

With 11 posts under your belt??

You had better get used to the abuse. I had 2000 posts before people quit giving me shit....doncha love being the noob??

 

[deehere]

Bravo Smokey!

JEEZ...FINE, Hey, don't let the bastards wear you down. Women all over Lit thank you. You said you're happy with your girl, not trolling. If every woman had a man who felt like you, and she the same for her man, how much better it would be for all.

 

[zipman]

Awesome call.

 

[lovetoread]

Finally!

All my posts about the lit rules finally kicked in.

 

[blobfish]

Why do people edit after someone has already quoted?

 

[Wings]

I just once, ONCE want to melt like an M&M.

 

[blobfish]

I just once, ONCE want to melt like an M&M.

In my mouth?

 

[Wings]

In my mouth?

No, I don't even know what blobfish's mouths look like.

 

[blobfish]

No, I don't even know what blobfish's mouths look like.

It's never been still long enough to be photographed.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Love less, slap more.

 

[Noor]

I like guys who make me melt... I am more melty and less messy than M&M's, well at least don't leave chocolate stains.

 

[blobfish]

Women are nothing like M&Ms; they melt in my hand and my mouth.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Melting doesn't sound like much fun.

 

[neci]

their tickle spot?

 

[killallhippies]

have i ever told you people how much i hate the word lover? a lot. i hate it a lot.