To all t-shirt labels who Xander ripped off...

[Guest]

Please, don't be afraid to come forward, let this thread be the one for you to get it off your chest!

You don't have to be ashamed of having him pull your label off, he seems to be very good at it, but maybe if enough of you come forward, you can help stop this from happening anymore!

Together, we can put a stop to this! time for all you t-shirts to band together and drive this tag-tearing bum back to Demark where he came from.

He is preying on t-shirts with itchy tags and trying to make them believe that he actually likes wearing them all the while he is getting ready to rip their tags off. Then he gives them false promises that he won't do it again all the while he moves on to his next itchy victim.

But he can be stopped! and all it takes is warning other potential t-shirts before he has a chance to rip them off. How will he ever know what temperature water to wash his shirts in if he keeps ripping off the lables? What about the little hole that is left in the collar at the back of the shirt after he rips the tags off? Please, put a stop to this nonsense now!

Unite and be heard fellow Fruit Of The Looms!

 

[Purple Haze]

I heard he was tearing tags of of mattresses too, that's a federal offense.

Good thing he has diplomatic immunity.

There are guys in prison named "Bertha" that like little guys with Danish accents.

 

[GuyJD]

THAT'S NOT ALL

I heard he was tearing tags of of mattresses too, that's a federal offense.

Good thing he has diplomatic immunity.

There are guys in prison named "Bertha" that like little guys with Danish accents.

Words on the street said the he was caught stealing HBO and Cinemax.
Maybe if I get in good with him, he might be able to make me a cool license plate when he's resting in the big house.

 

[Guest]

I am sick of it. He tore mine out years back, but just the other day I saw him come in with a new shirt and, let me put this gently.....

It was a fucking massacre. He used his teeth to get it started, and he kind of grunted when he did it, and then he heartlessly left the thread just hanging there.....


Sick!

 

[April]

I'm so ashamed! I admit it. I'm a tag cutter!!!
I have been seen cutting the tags out of shirts because they make the
back of my neck itch
like a sonofabitch!

Heeheehee

 

[Guest]

Don't get any ideas Bitch!

I am keeping my DKNY label if it kills me!

 

[April]

C'mere silk blouse. I've got some lovely, sharp shears for you. It won't hurt. Much.

 

[Guest]

Can I help?

I am a sadist.

 

[Never]

It's not illegal to tear the tag off a mattress if you own the mattress or the owner of the mattress gives you permission to.

 

[Guest]

Shirts aren't the only ones! That bastard took my tag and then tossed me, ME, in the dirty laundry hamper.

 

[willow]

I confess, I am also a tag ripper. Pillows, tshirts, mattress pads, you name it, if it has a tag, I will rip that sucker off. I can not stand for the back of my neck to itch.

 

[Guest]

he...





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he Stole my Partner...


Oh.....the Horror...

 

[Mistress]

I just cut the tag off!

 

[Starfish]

Sock

Shut up Glove!

I haven't had a match in months!

 

[Starfish]

I was laughing so hard at my idea, I forgot to log out.....


let's try this again...

 

[Guest]

Shut up Glove!


I haven't had a match in months!










(now, whoever else is playing along, should reveal themselves, at least, to me. I mean G.R.)