Tits: We love 'em but ...

[CharleyH]

... what makes huge knockers so much better than the teeny tiny sunny side up ones? As a chick, and a part-time lesbian, I have never quite understood the male preoccupation with big hooters. Why does one prefer big, bulbous boobs?

 

[rgraham666]

I've never observed a big tit. Most tits are pretty small.

http://i.pbase.com/g3/71/36871/3/54151593.04_Bluetit.jpg

See?

Oh wait. You're talking about breasts.

That I'm rather indifferent to, although I prefer them smaller by a tiny margin. I like women's faces myself.

 

[trysail]

... what makes huge knockers so much better than the teeny tiny sunny side up ones?

Sez who? I'll take those "teeny, tiny sunny-side up ones" every time.

As a chick, and a part-time lesbian, I have never quite understood the male preoccupation with big hooters. Why does one prefer big, bulbous boobs?

Obviously, I don't. Don't believe everything you read in the newspaper.

 

[CharleyH]

Sez who? I'll take those "teeny, tiny sunny-side up ones" every time.



Obviously, I don't. Don't believe everything you read in the newspaper.

I don't believe everything, but I know many chicks decide to increase and augment. Pam Anderson for a known one. Porn is filled with big tits. Why are big tits so important to men and women?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't believe everything, but I know many chicks decide to increase and augment. Pam Anderson for a known one. Porn is filled with big tits. Why are big tits so important to men and women?

ugh...I hate those big fake things.....yeck!

 

[CharleyH]

I've never observed a big tit. Most tits are pretty small.

Thanks RG.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

... what makes huge knockers so much better than the teeny tiny sunny side up ones? As a chick, and a part-time lesbian, I have never quite understood the male preoccupation with big hooters. Why does one prefer big, bulbous boobs?

Moi aussi.

And I too really can't stand those big fake things. What are they thinking?

 

[CharleyH]

ugh...I hate those big fake things.....yeck!

What about the big natural ones?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What about the big natural ones?

Not too big, I would be scared.

 

[trysail]

I don't believe everything, but I know many chicks decide to increase and augment. Pam Anderson for a known one. Porn is filled with big tits. Why are big tits so important to men and women?

It's simple: they're deranged (Pamela Anderson? Need I say more? Arghhhh, now it's too late- I can't resist. I hereby wager that Pamela's IQ roughly approximates her chest size).

Undergoing cosmetic surgery for "augmentation" is stupid and it is insane. It is on my list of human follies (a long, long, long list that, regretfully, seems to do nothing except get bigger and bigger the longer I'm around).

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I like 'em.

Fake/real... who cares.

Something sexy-sexy about big tits.

Love it.

 

[jomar]

A friend of mine loves them huge. Way huge - I saw a picture of his wife in a bathing suit and she was all chest. Did nothing for me and looked a little freakish given her slim build, to be honest. So I don't get it either. I like them in the proper proportion to the woman's size and build, whether they're teeny tiny sunny-side up or larger. Other than that, I'm an equal opportunity tit-man, except for the porno fake ones.

 

[English Lady]

I like 'em.

Fake/real... who cares.

Something sexy-sexy about big tits.

Love it.

*flaunts cleavage*

I'm not a bloke but I had a theory. I think men like big tits because they are very, very feminine. They're a mark of a woman. Other womany bits are hidden, others are deceiving (long hair, slimmer shoulders etc) but tits really stick out there and show the femininty of their owner. So, I think big tits are an easy indicator for a guy to follow to make sure he hits on a woman, not a bloke.

Okay, so it's not a brilliant theory, but I tried!

 

[oggbashan]

... what makes huge knockers so much better than the teeny tiny sunny side up ones? As a chick, and a part-time lesbian, I have never quite understood the male preoccupation with big hooters. Why does one prefer big, bulbous boobs?

I prefer whatever is available.

The preoccupation with big boobs is cultural. Some of the media have an obsession with size.

Brains are sexier.

Og

Edited for PS: Being just below EL makes me remark that she's got boobs AND brains.

 

[angela146]

I saw a program on the Discovery channel a couple of years ago where they talked about this.

Most other primates (chimps, gorillas etc.) have sex with the female facing away from the male (in the doggy position). Males are aroused by the sight of big round bottoms with deep cleavage and bright red lips in between.

When humans started walking upright, the males no longer saw the female in the constant "bent over" position.

They spent more time looking at the front side and the top half. Female humans evolved larger breasts and larger, redder mouth-lips to echo the innate sex signal that was based on the posterior.

So, males like larger breasts because they trigger an instinct that says, "Round things with deep cleavage are sexy."

 

[sweetness6280]

I had mine reduced to a manageable size.

Have to admit, I never really understood the fascination with huge tits, either.

 

[matriarch]

*saying nothing*

You'll have to ask the wife.

Personally, I'm rather fond of her's just the way they are.

 

[CharleyH]

Moi aussi.

And I too really can't stand those big fake things. What are they thinking?

Bon. Merci.

 

[English Lady]

I prefer whatever is available.

The preoccupation with big boobs is cultural. Some of the media have an obsession with size.

Brains are sexier.

Og

Edited for PS: Being just below EL makes me remark that she's got boobs AND brains.

Flatterer


And Angela -the Discovery explaination makes sense

 

[CharleyH]

*saying nothing*

You'll have to ask the wife.

Personally, I'm rather fond of her's just the way they are.

I must admit that I am suddenly surprised that so many babes are coming forth. I expected a series of dudes talking about big hooters and how great they were for ... well you know, fucking. Thank you all. I am shocked at the moment, really.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I do love big breasts. And even though I have never seen an augmented pair up close, I have never minded them in movies or porn.

I also can't explain why. There is just something captivating about them that keeps my interest for hours on end.

And I should probably point out that the two women that I have actually had sexual relations with were both fairly small in the chestal area. I was still completely attracted to the first one. Not so much the second one, but I was with her more out of need and opportunity than want.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I think I know the answer to this from research I did for a ‘How To’ post on breasts.

Humans are the only females to have tits. Look at our nearest cousins, the apes and you won’t see any 40FF’s on a nubile chimp or mommy gorilla. A woman doesn’t need all the muscle and fat to support a lactation factory. A bull doesn’t check out a cow’s udders before buying her a martini.

It’s all down to the day we decided to walk on our hind legs.

Anthropologists claim that women’s breasts evolved when men couldn’t go around admiring and sniffing our hindquarters. Mammals copulate ‘doggie-style’ and males judge the fecundity and suitability of their mate from a visual and aromatic study of their butts. The blue- bottomed baboon?

Walking on two feet deprived the sex controlled by the one-eyed pants snake of their gourmet’s guide to the best lay and women, versatile creatures that we are, developed an alternative idiot’s guide for the chromosomically impaired sex.

Guys talk about being ‘tit or ass’ men, but the reality is the same. The hardwiring in the male brain has translated ‘wide hips – good breeder’, into ‘big tits – good earth mother’.

We play along with liquid push-up bras, deep cleavage and this gets many B-grade celebs to go under the knife to have the chicken fillets inserted.

Charley, yes, men like big tits – they can’t help it it’s in their genes (or jeans). We want big tits for the same programmed reason. I’m just glad, at 34B, he loves me for my mind.

(Angela, I've just taken a mile to say what you said .)

 

[LoquaciousLady]

Big natural breasts are great but big fake ones? Yuck! It takes away the best part of huge hooters - their ability to jiggle like jello.

Honestly small breasts are fine by me. They're still fun to lick and suck and nibble but you lose the "smacking them together and watching the fun" factor plus the ability to see how long you can hold your breath. Dear lord I sound like a frat boy admitting that. Anyway, as you can see, for erotic entertainment value small is just as great. For juvenile antics with breasts, big and natural still wins.

 

[oggbashan]

Ask what someone with naturally large breasts thinks about back pain or mastitis...

Og

 

[sweetness6280]

Ask what someone with naturally large breasts thinks about back pain or mastitis...

Og

Exactly. I was an H cup on a 5 foot frame. I still have some permanent nerve damage. After the reduction I am a large C/small D depending on the bra.

The surgery was long, 7 hours. The recovery was about 8 weeks. It was still the best decision I ever made.