Tits for Noisy Tots!

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Plot bunny anyone?

A Canadian woman fed up with her neighbors’ 5-year-old grandson driving a loud ATV vehicle up and down her quiet street for hours has decided to deal with the two-year feud by flashing her bare breasts at the child. Marika De Floria of Seeley’s Bay near Toronto told CNews that because police wouldn’t do anything about the “maddening” ATV noise, she decided to go outside topless every time the kid rides the vehicle on her street.

As soon as she’s spotted naked from the waist up, the boy’s horrified grandparents pull the child inside. De Floria says it’s the bravest thing she’s ever done. The 56-year-old is not breaking the law, according to police, because it is legal for women to be topless in public in Canada.

Neighbors Mike and Nancy Berry claim that there needs to be a “little give and take” among neighbors because “it’s not right to go around topless in front of kids.”

OK, who’s the boob here?

Story from here.

 

[mynameisben]

"Tit for tot," I always say.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

That is fucking awesome.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

lmao.. never thought to use the tits for a noise deterent!

 

[Miss_Pixie]

That's one way to solve to proplem lol

 

[mynameisben]

Of course the flaw with going public with this strategy is that all the neighborhood dads will be buying their little tykes noisy ATV's for their birthdays.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

I guess it depends on how long it's been since the neighborhood dads have seen boobies lol

 

[Saucy_Sage]

I guess it depends on how long it's been since the neighborhood dads have seen boobies lol

Oh, come on. We're talking about men. Five minutes would be too long . . .

 

[mynameisben]

Oh, come on. We're talking about men. Five minutes would be too long . . .

I'm a born sucker for boobies.

 

[OzoneRed]

Of course the flaw with going public with this strategy is that all the neighborhood dads will be buying their little tykes noisy ATV's for their birthdays.

*Coffee spew*

 

[R. Richard]

I certainly don't think that women should be allowed the option of going outside topless. Required yes, optional no. I like tits!

Quiz: What's the difference between woman a walking around topless and your average sewing machine?
Answer: Your average sewing machine has only one bobbin.

 

[xssve]

Don't try this at home - especially if you live in a Red State; this Chick got life in prison for "making" a 13 year old boy touch her breasts.

 

[mynameisben]

Don't try this at home - especially if you live in a Red State; this Chick got life in prison for "making" a 13 year old boy touch her breasts.

There is a wee bit of difference between merely appearing topless outside and forcing a 13 year-old boy to touch your breasts and ask him to have sex with you. Although, I do agree a life sentence is a punishment that does not fit the crime.

Why a 13 year-old boy needed to be forced to touch a woman's breasts is beyond my understanding.

 

[Handley_Page]

There is a wee bit of difference between merely appearing topless outside and forcing a 13 year-old boy to touch your breasts and ask him to have sex with you. Although, I do agree a life sentence is a punishment that does not fit the crime.

Why a 13 year-old boy needed to be forced to touch a woman's breasts is beyond my understanding.

Ignorance ?. Gay ?. Fear ?

 

[3113]

Ignorance ?. Gay ?. Fear ?

Awe maybe?

 

[SeaCat]

Down here in lovely Floriduh she would have been arrested for public indecency.

Cat

 

[Saucy_Sage]

There is a wee bit of difference between merely appearing topless outside and forcing a 13 year-old boy to touch your breasts and ask him to have sex with you. Although, I do agree a life sentence is a punishment that does not fit the crime.

Why a 13 year-old boy needed to be forced to touch a woman's breasts is beyond my understanding.

True. I always have to tell the boys they can look but they can't touch. 'course those boys are a little older . . .