Title Time!

[DarlingBri]

God willing and the creek don't rise, at this rate I will hit 1000 posts some time in the next, oh, 30 seconds. <g>

I need a title thingie wotsit and I can't think of anything

If anyone has any suggestions, post 'em here, since Lit Mail is not an option.

And if you feel the need to be nasty, at least be creative

 

[bluntforcemama]

how about something about your gorgeous ass? Something about fashion, maybe... since you always hate someone's shoes...

 

[Todd]

Ultra Femenist{sp}? just kidding


English Librarian?


School Marm?


Perfection?


Professeuress Grammar?

 

[Problem Child]

How about this:

Living in the Land of Dave-73!

Catchy, what?

 

[Expertise]

Darling Bri..... The "anti-Dworkin"

 

[DevilMayCare]

It pops in my mind so I'll say it..

Brit Wit

 

[bluntforcemama]

*bops DMC on the head with a foam hammer* What pops into my mind is Dip Shit... but that's getting off of the subject.

Bri, babe... go get a thesaurus, it might help you think of something interestingly tantalizing. Maybe you could just get Laurel to post that delectable bottom of yours under your name. No words needed!

 

[DarlingBri]

Myst...

For the 400th time, I *never* said it was my bottom. I said they were my knickers.

Sheesh. Some people are so attached to their illusions <g>

OK, it's gonna be a cold day in hell before I connect my name with Andrea Sodding Dworkin or Dave Fuckwit 73. 'Nuff said, but thanks anyway <g>

I think it's cute you all see me as a rampant feminist. I could go with "Embracing the Post-Feminist Paradigm" but since exactly three people would know what the hell I'm on about, and they're also embracing the post-feminist paradigm, that wouldn't be pretty pointless...

I like Brit Wit. That's very flattering, mostly because it means I'm plausibly British. I live here, but I'm an ex-pat. I walk like a duck, think like a duck, and quack like a duck, but I'm not actually a duck.

 

[Expertise]

Myst...

For the 400th time, I *never* said it was my bottom. I said they were my knickers.

Sheesh. Some people are so attached to their illusions <g>

OK, it's gonna be a cold day in hell before I connect my name with Andrea Sodding Dworkin or Dave Fuckwit 73. 'Nuff said, but thanks anyway <g>

I think it's cute you all see me as a rampant feminist. I could go with "Embracing the Post-Feminist Paradigm" but since exactly three people would know what the hell I'm on about, and they're also embracing the post-feminist paradigm, that wouldn't be pretty pointless...

I like Brit Wit. That's very flattering, mostly because it means I'm plausibly British. I live here, but I'm an ex-pat. I walk like a duck, think like a duck, and quack like a duck, but I'm not actually a duck.

Perhaps... a feminist in heels.....lipstick feminist.... awwww the hell with it, you're smarter than me and I find that unusual and slightly unnerving.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Hey, Lady! I got yer title right here!

Because you live in England and the Queen still bestows the title of OBE, I suggest

"Opinionated Bright Expatriate (O.B.E.)"

or

Since you do like to debate intelligently with a no holds barred policy...

"In for a penny, in for a £ (Pound)"

But that's just my 2¢ or should I say farthing?

 

[DarlingBri]

BrainyBeauty...

You rule That's *extremely* clever.

OT, I'm growing concerned. There seems to be some cosmic law that when you post a reply to me in ANY thread, I will not see it. For ages and ages.

Do you suppose there's a reason for that? A conspiracy? BrainyBeauty, DarlingBri, and Lee Harvey Oswold?

 

[Ally C]

LOL

I like Brit Wit.

I'm too kind to intervene with a possible play on this title. So I won't; okay Bri? It wouldn't be true anyway.

 

[DarlingBri]

Ummm...

I'd rather you just take the piss, and trust that I will tke it in the pisstaking spirit in which it was intended

 

[TonyG]

Hi Bri

just a few more...wanna do it with me now...take you over the top? I never did it with a Brit before

 

[Ally C]

DB

It wasn't very clever anyway. Brit Wit happens to have "Bri" in it. If you chose this name you'd be open to it being written as "Bri [enter the other 4 letters here]". Just thought that was worth pointing out in an attempt at some worthless humour.

 

[DarlingBri]

BriTwit?

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

 

[TonyG]

Come on Bri...4 more

 

[Ally C]

Mmmmmmm

I think it's cute you all see me as a rampant feminist. I could go with "Embracing the Post-Feminist Paradigm" but since exactly three people would know what the hell I'm on about, and they're also embracing the post-feminist paradigm, that wouldn't be pretty pointless...

If you want your 'Mth' [1000th] post to be a Milestone, why not start a thread about this subject. If your going to end up with a 'pointless' post anyway, do it in style!

Glad you like my observation re: Brit Wit!

 

[TonyG]

Bri

I wanted to be here for the big event but I have to run.

Your "Brit Wit" kept you from posting I suppose.

 

[MinkSoul]

how about....

A True English Rose (transplant)...

 

[Pyper]

How about:

"Smarter than you".

 

[Ally C]

Britannia rules the waves

or...

Britannia waives the rules

or...

Bri-tanic
-- this could be added to (or replaced) by "Unsinkable". Lots of related themes such as "Leaves all in her wake"!

 

[DarlingBri]

Re: Mmmmmmm

I think it's cute you all see me as a rampant feminist. I could go with "Embracing the Post-Feminist Paradigm" but since exactly three people would know what the hell I'm on about, and they're also embracing the post-feminist paradigm, that wouldn't be pretty pointless...

If you want your 'Mth' [1000th] post to be a Milestone, why not start a thread about this subject. If your going to end up with a 'pointless' post anyway, do it in style!

Glad you like my observation re: Brit Wit!

Ally, I have a confession. I'm really, really crap at explaining lifeviews I've evolved to organicly, but which some academic has wrapped up tautology and hyperbole.

I can counter an argument, but not state the initial case.

It's my primary weakness in debate. Shh. It will be our secret

 

[DarlingBri]

Thank you, everyone, for all your brilliant and frankly ego-tickling suggestions

I'm off to ponder titles and my 1,000th post now

 

[Cheyenne]

"My way or the highway"

"Madame P's understudy"