Title for Lashers 1000
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How about "Sex Addict"?
(and I don't mean that in a degrading way it just seems to be the logical progression from virgin, experienced, really experienced, really really experienced ... by the way those two latter expressions really lack in inspiration)
(and I don't mean that in a degrading way it just seems to be the logical progression from virgin, experienced, really experienced, really really experienced ... by the way those two latter expressions really lack in inspiration)
WTF? What's up with this Flagg? Now you are kissing Lasher's ass? Just cuz he kissed your ass over on the "No wonder he's a wanker" thread which you probably started yourself.
I mean, Flagg, after this fucking chicken thang and YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPT to be a woman, you are obviously capable of most anything sick and perverted.
OK, if you don't lick, 'er like "Lesbian Lip Licker" then here is another one for Lasher ... "The Hunchback of Literotica Fame." I got dibs on the movie rights and this ain't no Disney flick. Flagg can play the bat dung and he doesn't even need to audition. Bat shit happens.
I mean, Flagg, after this fucking chicken thang and YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPT to be a woman, you are obviously capable of most anything sick and perverted.
OK, if you don't lick, 'er like "Lesbian Lip Licker" then here is another one for Lasher ... "The Hunchback of Literotica Fame." I got dibs on the movie rights and this ain't no Disney flick. Flagg can play the bat dung and he doesn't even need to audition. Bat shit happens.
Ambrosious
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How about "Bored guy with a lot of time on his hands"
Too long?
Just damn. 1000? Damn.
Hey that's it. JUST DAMN!
Too long?
Just damn. 1000? Damn.
Hey that's it. JUST DAMN!
Stormystarr
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well, dear, what can I say except that you are getting so old, and maybe you will be on your deathbed by the time tomorrow rolls around. just remember, if you started being nasty, or trying anyway, I can get even nastier!
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What are you going to do next, draw a line of death in the sand?
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No lines needed!!!
Isabella Thorne
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how bout:
"1001 Damnations"
(X rated version of course)
"1001 Damnations"
(X rated version of course)
Dixon Carter Lee
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"You haven't stopped talking since I got here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle." Groucho.
That's a good line.
Stormy, seriously, it's all okay. No need to pick a fight with anyone. You are welcome.
That's a good line.
Stormy, seriously, it's all okay. No need to pick a fight with anyone. You are welcome.
Isabella Thorne
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LMAO Dixon ... that is an excellent line ... WOW!!!
now if you tell me that you have big bushy eyebrows and smoke a cigar and duck walk ... well ... oh and I hope you weren't implying that I should play the role of Harpo ... please tell me you weren't
now if you tell me that you have big bushy eyebrows and smoke a cigar and duck walk ... well ... oh and I hope you weren't implying that I should play the role of Harpo ... please tell me you weren't
Dixon Carter Lee
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LOL -- no, the post wasn't referring to yours. And I love Harpo, depsite the fact that it's an anagram for Oprah, who really should stop talking.
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oh that is so funny Dixon cause I see now that we both posted at exactly the same time 10:50 .. and your post with the grocho marx line perfectly answers my signature music lyric line. that is so bizarre.
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How about SpankingScandals?? <g> I kinda like the ring it has to it <g>
Dixon Carter Lee
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In lieu of "Really Experienced" how about this: "Really Elvis".
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Harpo existed long before Oprah did, HER name is the anagram, not his. <winks>
How about just putting a "The" in front of the person's name?
The Laurel
Okay, it's dumb. Never mind.
What about Literotica Oracle, Prophet, Elder, or Icon? (Not that anyone who racks up a bunch of posts is necessarily a source of wisdom, myself included.) Or go the other way: Smart Aleck, Blabbermouth, Loud Mouth, Yenta, Meddler, or Smart Ass.
The idea of being a Literotica Yenta makes me laugh. But I think that Smart Ass is more unisex.
How about just putting a "The" in front of the person's name?
The Laurel
Okay, it's dumb. Never mind.
What about Literotica Oracle, Prophet, Elder, or Icon? (Not that anyone who racks up a bunch of posts is necessarily a source of wisdom, myself included.) Or go the other way: Smart Aleck, Blabbermouth, Loud Mouth, Yenta, Meddler, or Smart Ass.
The idea of being a Literotica Yenta makes me laugh. But I think that Smart Ass is more unisex.
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Dalai Lasher...as he has reached the pinnacle of enlightened posting...the highest level-literotica nirvana-sorry,Damn the NyQuil full steam ahead.
[Edited by Earthgoddess on 07-12-2000 at 07:04 AM]
[Edited by Earthgoddess on 07-12-2000 at 07:04 AM]
For the record, I just wanted to say that this thread is in no way endorsed by the official "Lasher 1000" committee.
I also wanted to point out the the Committee has been working day and night (well, mostly night) to come up with a title that is fitting for such an auspicious occasion.
Btw, I have no doubt that we will all be disappointed...
Oh, and has anyone noticed how easy it's become to be a Guru these days??
I also wanted to point out the the Committee has been working day and night (well, mostly night) to come up with a title that is fitting for such an auspicious occasion.
Btw, I have no doubt that we will all be disappointed...
Oh, and has anyone noticed how easy it's become to be a Guru these days??
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