'Tis with the blessings of the Lord

[Caroline Lamb]

That I light the vaulted halls of Literotica once again. Perhaps a valiant knight or noble Lord would bid me fair welcome. 'Twould please a Lady greatly...

 

[Pyper]

Greetings, milady Caroline. Alas, I am no noble knight, but a fair damsel such as yourself. Yet I can still profess that your absence has been felt deeply in these troubled times of woe.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Fair welcome.

 

[Caroline Lamb]

My gracious maiden, I am humbled by thine felicitous greetings. I pray you will not bid me leave before the moon has set. I find myself in such high spirits, I wouldst have an eager mate for the night's activities. One well versed in the art of love. Perhaps my fair and gentlewoman, you might suggest such a noble fellow?

 

[Pyper]

I believe the companion you so eagerly seek has already arrived. Behold! The dashing knight Lukky comes to bid you welcome.

 

[Caroline Lamb]

Many thanks, my lady. Good eve to you. May the Lord bless thine hearth and home.







A gentle night, is it not?

 

[Pyper]

Alas, here is my tiny corner of the New World the heavens have decided to make their displeasure known and have drowned us with a storm of diluvian proportions.

I must bid you good night, lady, as it is time for my evening repast.

 

[concrete]

Many thanks, my lady. Good eve to you. May the Lord bless thine hearth and home.







A gentle night, is it not?

HARD + FAST
beware of the vipers and e'll vateded on LIT


you have been HARD worned

 

[Caroline Lamb]

I beg your pardon? I am afraid I cannot comprehend your speech. Perhaps a lesson in the Queen's English is in order. First, however, there is the subject of punishment. A lashing perhaps? Mayhap a paddle is what the occasion calls for...

 

[concrete]

I am deadly feared the BEATING shall occur on thou...