Tired of all the politrickery and all the pollitrics

[destinie21]

that's all this is just a political free zone (this one thread)
hijack at will

 

[Couture]

Destinie21 for president!

Can I be your intern?

 

[minsue]

Destinie21 for president!

ROFL!

Couture, you're now my hero for the night! Too fuckin funny

 

[destinie21]

Destinie21 for president!

Can I be your intern?

are you able bodied and agile

 

[Couture]

I can hide underneath your desk with the best of 'em.

 

[destinie21]

I can hide underneath your desk with the best of 'em.

and I can recive head like a real live pillow queen. I promise


now about reading my lips...

 

[Couture]

I can think of much better things to do with your lips than read them.

 

[destinie21]

I can think of much better things to do with your lips than read them.

do tell

 

[Guest]

Thank you very much, Dest. Really. I've ignored the political threads for a while now and can't imagine going back to them; nothing new has been said for awhile and the agression of arguing is not appealing to me. Then we get old pure inciting everyone and it quickly becomes americans vs. the Brits and other Europeans. I'm fed up.

Perdita

 

[Couture]

Thank you very much, Dest. Really. I've ignored the political threads for a while now and can't imagine going back to them; nothing new has been said for awhile and the agression of arguing is not appealing to me. Then we get old pure inciting everyone and it quickly becomes americans vs. the Brits and other Europeans. I'm fed up.

Perdita

Oh-oh-I know what we can do...let's have a love-in. You know, give peace a chance and all that. Speaking of peace, I'd like a piece of little miss Destinie.

 

[destinie21]

Oh-oh-I know what we can do...let's have a love-in. You know, give peace a chance and all that. Speaking of peace, I'd like a piece of little miss Destinie.

lol you're going to have to be the bottom




ps. Hey Dita

 

[Guest]

ps. Hey Dita

Hey, Dest. You gals have your fun, I'm gonna go play with my bunny. Yeah, my bunny

 

[Couture]

Shhh....be vewy quiet...

 

[destinie21]

I want to pet the bunny

 

[Couture]

Hey, Dest. You gals have your fun, I'm gonna go play with my bunny. Yeah, my bunny

Cute little bunny. I just want to hug it and squeeze it and I'll name it George.

 

[destinie21]

guess I'll have to give up petting the bunny and stick my fingers in my honey pot instead

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Got my disability meets tomorrow with the doctors. So nervous I am shaking and throwing up alread. Just took some tranquilzers and a nice non confrontation thread sounds like heaven. Of course with Des as president of the thread that makes it even nicer.

-Colly

 

[Couture]

If you are shaking uncontrollably and you stick your fingers in your honeypot, would you be considered a mastubator or a vibrator?

 

[destinie21]

mostly I'd just be sticky and don't do uncontrollable

 

[Colleen Thomas]

More to the point, if your fingers and honeypot are shaking in harmony, woudl you even feel the vibratory effect?

-Colly

 

[Couture]

More to the point, if your fingers and honeypot are shaking in harmony, woudl you even feel the vibratory effect?

-Colly

If they were shaking in harmony, then the resonance should build up instead of cancel out. Sort of like what happens when troops march over bridge in step.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

If they were shaking in harmony, then the resonance should build up instead of cancel out. Sort of like what happens when troops march over bridge in step.

So thats what shat shaey feeling is called, resonance

-Colly

 

[destinie21]

Hijacking in process

I didn't bother looking up the I just needed to vent thread beacuse my office computer is moving as slow as molasses on a cold January morning. All I know is right now I'm about a second away from going off. If I say I want something on my desk by eleven o'clock then at 10:59 I expect you to be standing at my door with your hand raised to knock, If you're not there you damn well better not be at the coffee machine at 11:01 talking to so and so about whatever inane movie made you laugh last night. Especially if you forgot to get the fabric samples and test them and pull the coressponding quality reports. I don't give a damn if you want to discuss wild butt fucking mokeys but when I see you had damn well better be working while you do it. After all you are paid to work.



ok return to your normal lives and forget
nothing to see here

 

[Couture]

Does this mean that I'll be spending a double shift performing a different sort of quality assurance?

 

[destinie21]

Does this mean that I'll be spending a double shift performing a different sort of quality assurance?

lol double shift.