Tips on Beating the Holiday Blues

[JohnnySausage]

Lotion. Lots of lotion.

 

[islandman]

Hello, pussyjuicelover. 8 days in and you're already making alts?

For shame.

 

[1sickbastard]

I like using a heavy stick, say like an ax handle, to beat most things.

But that's just me.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Hello, pussyjuicelover. 8 days in and you're already making alts?

For shame.

That's an interesting language you're speaking there but how did you know I was a fan of the juice?

 

[JohnnySausage]

I like using a heavy stick, say like an ax handle, to beat most things.

But that's just me.

Those short term solutions can come back to bite you in the ass. Try the nerf ax handles. They really pop on contact.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Don't try to drink away your sadness; excessive drinking will increase your struggle. On the other hand, you might pass out and just sleep through the holidays. That one is a coin toss.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Make new friends or get in touch with someone you haven't heard from in a while. Drag out the old black book and cold call old girlfriends while breaking the don't be drinking rule. That should cheer everyone up.

 

[Instant_Star]

I like using a heavy stick, say like an ax handle, to beat most things.

But that's just me.

I use a flexible ruler.

 

[JohnnySausage]

I use a flexible ruler.

I do to, to measure my sausage...the curve and all. And saying that, made me feel better somehow.

 

[Sinny]

Alter_kocker, is that you?

 

[blunt_trauma]

dude, if it's blue you'll need more than lotion to fix it.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Alter_kocker, is that you?

You can call me Johnny, sweet buns. Unless you just prefer the_sausage.

 

[Sinny]

Sweet buns? Really?
I prefer snickerdoodle.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Sweet buns? Really?
I prefer snickerdoodle.

Anything but gingersnaps.

Sugar & spice & everything nice, that's what little girls are made of
snakes & snails & puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of

 

[JohnnySausage]

Try to accept family members and friends as they are, even if they don’t live up to all of your expectations. What if they don't live up to any of your expectations? Compromising your values for the sake of harmony...drunk hand to hand combat is way more stress relieving and I can still kick the shit out of both sisters.

Disregard.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Alter_kocker, is that you?

You really hurt a brother.

 

[laZilla]

Sweet buns? Really?
I prefer snickerdoodle.

I snickerdoodle.

 

[JohnnySausage]

I snickerdoodle.

Ok, you can call me snickerdoodle.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Why beat it when you can suck it?

 

[pointless]

sodomites.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Memorize a mantra. A holiday mantra can help you focus on your intentions and avoid trigger points that lead you to overspend. A personalized mantra may be most effective, but here are some other suggestions: "It's the thought that counts," "Spending less means a happy New Year," "The holidays are about caring, not spending" or "No debt, lots of love.".......

Must be why the Hindi's have very little stress at Christmas time.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Why beat it when you can suck it?

I like your attitude. Maybe together we can lick this issue.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Earplugs/buttplugs. Whenever Blue Christmsa, Have Yourself a Merry..., I'll Be Home, Same Old Lang Syne come one the radio, stick in the plugs.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Deck his cock with a mouth of jolly, fa la la la la <ooops-no-gag> la la la la

 

[JohnnySausage]

Deck his cock with a mouth of jolly, fa la la la la <ooops-no-gag> la la la la

Lick my balls with mouths of Holly...