Time-traveling Sex Toy

[hubbyluvinwife]

As a twist on the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, why not a sex-toy that could take it's user-owner to different periods of their life.

Myself I'd first stop back in my college years !

 

[ericrodman101]

Time Travelling Condom

I read a short story once where a couple are lying in bed and being bothered by a disembodied cock pounding them in the forehead. It drives them mad until he gets a knife and cuts it off. Fast forward to the future when the same couple are fucking using the new time travel condom where you cum and the jizz is vortexed away to some other time. Of course just as he reaches the climax he remembers the incident but too late, his cock is lopped off by himself in the other time.

 

[loquere]

As a twist on the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, why not a sex-toy that could take it's user-owner to different periods of their life.

Myself I'd first stop back in my college years !

Would you go back in your younger body or as your current aged battle hardened self?

 

[hubbyluvinwife]

Would you go back in your younger body or as your current aged battle hardened self?

Definitely my younger body, much prettier then and had that never-dying cock going on but taking my age-acquired wisdom as a secret weapon to increase the number of sexual encounters I originally experienced.

Now if I could manage to bring forward my then-college age girlfriend-cum wife to have a threesome encounter with her present MILF self and I, such would be epic !

Hmmmm, maybe not a bad idea to pick-up my then-high school age (but legal) girlfriend to have a threesome with her to be-college self, damn near as good as having twins as is possible !

 

[MatthewVett]

I read a short story once where a couple are lying in bed and being bothered by a disembodied cock pounding them in the forehead. It drives them mad until he gets a knife and cuts it off. Fast forward to the future when the same couple are fucking using the new time travel condom where you cum and the jizz is vortexed away to some other time. Of course just as he reaches the climax he remembers the incident but too late, his cock is lopped off by himself in the other time.

I've been thinking about this since yesterday and this story makes no sense at all. Does the guy know that this sort of teleportation is possible in the past? If so, why does he deliberately maim someone over what must be a few minutes of inconvenience? Like, just go to the other room. or just grab the guy's balls and he'll stop. Why is Plan A amateur penectomy? If he doesn't know, he's just ignoring what's either a ghost or a miracle? And why would a condom that transports your dick in time even be useful? Wouldn't you feel absolutely nothing? Why would you want your penis unsupervised? What if it transports it to a shark tank, or Hiroshima, or Lorena Bobbit's house?

 

[MatthewVett]

As a twist on the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, why not a sex-toy that could take it's user-owner to different periods of their life.

Myself I'd first stop back in my college years !

I fantasize about this a lot. There are so many incidents from college that I should have taken more advantage of. I can't believe there was a time in my life that I turned down blowjobs...